Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem - Prize For Best Joke And Worst Joke Too ;)
Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 3076 followers!
SBD prizes added for Best joke and Worst joke!
I'm adding sbd prizes, I will give $0.20 sbd to the best joke and $0.10 sbd to the worst joke. So good or bad, just be the best! ;)
No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!
The Rules
#1 Tell a joke
#2 Drop you link into the comment box
Example of a valid entry
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
My post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest
That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!
here's another cute one:
Why can't cats work on the computer?
They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
https://steemit.com/steem/@cryptkeeper17/what-is-your-1-thing-you-would-like-steemit-to-improve-change
My cat changed the pointer icon to a mouse so when it catches one the other moves....
hahaha flxlove... gotta love cats :P
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You got a 45.96% upvote from @th3voter thanks to: @flxlove!
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The force is with you! You got a 33.33% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
lol... I love this one for all my geek friends ;)
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Here a great one to resteem for you:
https://steemit.com/steemsilvergold/@themanwithnoname/steemsilvergold-intro
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 91.96%. Estimated dollar amount of $3.02
This one is a bit gross but funny:
What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons lol
Here's a good one to resteem:
https://steemit.com/gardening/@simplymike/steemit-community-garden-journal-challenge-2-winners-announcement
hahaha... yes that is crude but good... btw here is the server info you wanted!
https://discord.gg/EsNkzU
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 52.43%. Estimated dollar amount of $1.73
The force is with you! You got a 33.33% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
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lol this one is true too :P
What does marriage do?
It puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
And here is a good post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/steem/@cryptkeeper17/time-to-load-up
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 88.61%. Estimated dollar amount of $3.11
The force is with you! You got a 29.04% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
You got a 100.00% upvote from @payforplay! Please consider delegating steem power to @payforplay. We are currently sharing 100% of our profits with our delegators. That's correct, 100%! It doesn't get better than that. It is essentially running your own bid bot without doing any of the work. Steem power can be delegated here: https://steembottracker.com/delegation.html
Here is another one:
What kind of process is Marriage?
A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred :P
Here is a good post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/steemsilvergold/@themanwithnoname/silver-of-the-day-12
The force is with you! You got a 30.92% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
You got a 18.87% upvote from @whalecreator courtesy of @unleashpower! Delegate your Steem Power to earn 100% payouts.
You got a 100.00% upvote from @payforplay! Please consider delegating steem power to @payforplay. We are currently sharing 100% of our profits with our delegators. That's correct, 100%! It doesn't get better than that. It is essentially running your own bid bot without doing any of the work. Steem power can be delegated here: https://steembottracker.com/delegation.html
this one is funny... lol
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to...
Unless you're in prison!
:)
Here is a good link to resteem:
https://steemit.com/funny/@lynncoyle1/the-benefits-of-laughter-and-texts-from-my-sons
The force is with you! You got a 33.33% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
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hahaha @unleashpower. That is a good one :) Thanks!!
Hey glad its back again!
I changed all my passwords to "incorrect", so that whenever I forget, it will tell me my password:
"Your password is incorrect."
here is my resteem:
https://steemit.com/steem/@themanwithnoname/steem-resumes-price-drop
I enjoyed this one... it made me smile!
Thank you @royaleagle! I liked it too... I was thinking I should probably do that myself, it would be the easiest to remember ;)
The force is with you! You got a 29.41% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 82.19%. Estimated dollar amount of $3.24
The force is with you! You got a 33.33% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @royaleagle!
The force is with you! You got a 33.33% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
You got a 100.00% upvote from @payforplay! Please consider delegating steem power to @payforplay. We are currently sharing 100% of our profits with our delegators. That's correct, 100%! It doesn't get better than that. It is essentially running your own bid bot without doing any of the work. Steem power can be delegated here: https://steembottracker.com/delegation.html
here's a funny one! lol
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. :P
Here's a good one to resteem, a little dirty but fun too :)
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@lynncoyle1/choosing-the-right-pussy-comedy-open-mic-round-18-fafb1521c77b4
hahaha that is a funny one!
I see you like the dirty posts @unleashpower ;)
haha... just like you @lynncoyle1 ... and keep them coming out, you may even get another curie :)
haha @ilovepoorpeople, wouldn't that be nice! It's a lot of pressure now to come up with a second comedy post, I tell ya!! L)
ohhh you can do it... there is still some activities that haven't been touched here yet... so while we may have covered the body parts, I think there is still lots of room to write about how those parts fit together! ;)
hahaha well I just saw one of those 7daypositivity challenge post titled "self love" and I considered privately exploring that one a bit :)
How's that? :)
hahaha... there you go Lynn! See that dirty mind is working again :P lol
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How the farmer find his wife?
He TRACTOR down.
https://steemit.com/homesteadphotography/@homesteadinmama/when-i-think-of-yellow-around-the-homestead
lol.... that's cute! I like it hahaha... Happy to resteem :)
Two madmen plan the escape of the maniconio, one says to the other:
After three hours the madman returns and says:
My publication for resteem:
https://steemit.com/funny/@veronica.mart/tell-a-joke-get-a-free-rescue-prize-for-the-best-joke-and-the-worst-joke-too
It is rather funny how so many people in life are held back by the fact there is no wall when they expect there to be one.
hahaha... funny... good job! And resteemed it for you for sure :)