Like so many weary travelers across the spam flooded interwebs, I am a seeker of refuge.

Long disillusioned by the supposedly democratic and impartial sites of reddit and spybook, I seek a place to spill my vitriolic diatribes on innocent unawares, perhaps for profit.

Aside from my namesake, what is there to know?

Do I wipe with my left or my right?

Is there a NSFW link that I will not click?

Did the dog get into the pizza or did I forget eating it?

Let’s not bother with such inconsequential details.

All one will need to know about me is in retrospect; and this is the day I arrived.

*Photo by Bevegelsesmengde