😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 11)

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Police Joke

The policeman returned home and found his wife naked in bed. "Where are you hiding?" he angrily asked. "Nobody is here!" the woman said to him. "Tell me quickly, otherwise I will kill both!" the man yelled. He opened the closet, looked at the balcony, into the bathroom, and when he looked under the bed, an unknown man gave a hundred dollars in his hand. Policeman took them, he got up and said, "He's also not under the bed!"

Marriage Joke

There are always three levels in the partner relationship ... At the beginning: He speaks, she listens to him. After the marriage: She speaks, he listens to her. After 10 years of marriage: They both speak, neighbors listen.

Fashion Joke

On a fashion show. The woman turned to her husband and said: "When I see such beautifully dressed models, I immediately wish for a new dress." Man: "And i for a new wife!"

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