Joke - 5 Minute Freewrite

Yesterday I said I might have a few day brake from freewriting, but since I actually have an Internet access in my uncle's place with a computer, I couldn't resist throwing a freewrite. _{But I promise I'll not spend all my time with Steemit during my visit!}

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Prompt of Day 70: Surprise coming to you!

I looked down to my mail box and saw a letter: "Surprise coming to you!" I was confused about what kind of surprise I would be having; trying to memorize any special days I couldn't remember any. I walked into my office and got my letter opener. Inside there was a joker card: "Sitting kills you."

Looking outside the 30-store office building, he couldn't understand what this was about. Wondering who he had made such an enemy or whether he was being a victim of a sick joke, he sat down to his chair, heard a click which followed with a boom breaking the glass window with a visible striking fire breath outside...

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Introduction to freewriting by @mariannewest

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My previous freewrites:

• Day 69: Mortality

• Day 68: Comfort

• Day 66: Oblivion

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_{Picture via Pixabay}