5 Minute Freewrite - Guilty Pleasure
Prompt: the picture
Credit to @deadgrlsuppastar!
That's a fancy painting! Reminds me of the witch in the Snow White and 7 dwarfs. In my high school days I actually had a theory that our math teacher believed we are all dwarfs. It was based on the fact that he had said we were all curious to find out a solution to his problem. I thought Curious was one of the Gnomes. But then I realized it isn't. Oh well, the other theory about our crazy dog loving biology teacher believing we are dogs still applies though because she used to grunt to us like we were dogs. Which makes sense because she owns like a dozen of them which she took to school sometimes.
I actually saw that old high school math teacher of mine, doing guess what? Playing a slot machine. Slot machine!!! From all the people in the world I see the math teacher, who you'd think actually understands probabilities and how they work guaranteed against the player, rolling the slots. Oh the irony! Maybe he had stopped giving a fuck and was just trying to distract himself a little from the live's burdens, like we all try to do from time to time.
Introduction to freewriting by @mariannewest
My previous freewrites:
Day 146: I'm a Spaceship
Day 145: Shit-Faced
Day 144: The Best Cake
Did biology teacher ever call any of her students by her dogs' names? That's a good theory about your math teacher with the slots, we all need an occasional distraction to keep us sane.
Not that I'm aware of, no, though I didn't have many of her classes so I might've missed it.
She probably got tired of logic lol
Hah, maybe, though the math teacher was he.