5 Minute Freewrite - Shit-Faced
Prompt of the Day 145: deodorize
deororize. Had to look what that means. I suspected it had something to do with deodorant, (well, dah). I don't actually use deodorant. Dun, dun, daa. I guess social conventions would require that but I don't bother. You could say I'm rude but I don't sweat that much when I'm idle. I've asked my friends about that. Yeah that's right. And no, they didn't lie to me to be "friendly". That would be just stupid; if your friend asked you how's his/her face after faceplanting to a shit hole, would you just say: "yea, don't see anything..." Right.
Talking about deodorant and shit: I think muskox's shit is used in some perfumes. Yeah, you're trying not to smell like ass and end up squirting shit (well, some chemical that's found in it) in your face. Oh the things people do for beauty. (If smelling nice even is beautiful. I'm not 100% sold on the idea even though perfumes are beauty products, I believe)
Introduction to freewriting by @mariannewest
My previous freewrites:
Day 144: The Best Cake
Day 143: the military
Weekend Freewrite: Pink Is The Most Painful Colour
Sometimes it's great to just let the thoughts flow. I like your "true freewrite" @celestal!
Thanks for the input @adisrivastav! Flow is the key to freewriting.
I’m not terribly into perfumes myself but any I do use are homemade…not from muskox's shit of course.
It’s your prompt prompt deliverer promptly delivering today’s challenge: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-146-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-monkey
Lol, and thanks for the link!
the cleaner your diet - the less body smell - usually. Washing once in a while helps too lol