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RE: Just a Little Bump!?
Ah the book of names! Yes, woe to them who fall within its dark crackling pages. For they know not what will befall them!!
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Ah the book of names! Yes, woe to them who fall within its dark crackling pages. For they know not what will befall them!!
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But, I am a merciful fellow, as you may know. That's why I used erasable ink to write. Those who earn a permanent place in there, however, well, their names would be etched in the marble slab I have at the back.
Always a good move to use invisible ink. I tend to cut a flap in my skin and tattoo the names on the underside before seeing it back up again. Just to be sure.
A man after my own taste. I used to do that as well, but I've ran out of skin. I couldn't comprehend the new names anymore, so I opted for a different approach.
I ran out of skin too!! I had to get more inventive, I quickly realised there is lots of skin out there. Just walking about wrapped around useless bags of meat so have never been short since
Ohhh!! Outsourcing! I like it. I can't believe that hasn't crossed my mind before. To think, I even troubled myself with erasable ink. Pft! What a fool! Now, to busy myself inking those walking pieces of paper! Let the list grow!!
Outsourcing yes. Well that might be the case were they still... walking. What I will say is that I might need to get a bigger house. All that skin is mounting up
Do you need a bigger house? Or do you, in fact, need a castle?
Goodness me, what a villain. He would admire my work for sure