RE: Just a Little Bump!?
I'm glad we cleared everything up. I have to say, I was growing quite resentful of the people who haven't commented yet. Heck, I even pulled out my book and listed all of the names there--a hit list, if you will, for when I exact my revenge. I clenched my fist and cursed the heavens. Oh, woe is me!!
Hahaha! It's all good, Boomdawg. The timing of the post was quite unfortunate, as it was buried beneath resteems. I'm planning on trying to post regularly this month, I hope it helps in picking up readership. Just putting the finishing touches for my post in the next few hours. Fingers crossed it would help getting my name out a bit :D
Oh, the Earth did rupture! Didn't you hear about it in the news? Damn those media men covering up the events. That makes me feel like I want to bust up... bust up... in tears :'(
Ah the book of names! Yes, woe to them who fall within its dark crackling pages. For they know not what will befall them!!
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But, I am a merciful fellow, as you may know. That's why I used erasable ink to write. Those who earn a permanent place in there, however, well, their names would be etched in the marble slab I have at the back.
Always a good move to use invisible ink. I tend to cut a flap in my skin and tattoo the names on the underside before seeing it back up again. Just to be sure.
A man after my own taste. I used to do that as well, but I've ran out of skin. I couldn't comprehend the new names anymore, so I opted for a different approach.
I ran out of skin too!! I had to get more inventive, I quickly realised there is lots of skin out there. Just walking about wrapped around useless bags of meat so have never been short since
Ohhh!! Outsourcing! I like it. I can't believe that hasn't crossed my mind before. To think, I even troubled myself with erasable ink. Pft! What a fool! Now, to busy myself inking those walking pieces of paper! Let the list grow!!
Outsourcing yes. Well that might be the case were they still... walking. What I will say is that I might need to get a bigger house. All that skin is mounting up
Do you need a bigger house? Or do you, in fact, need a castle?