You won't believe number 4! Joke CONTEST! Pun Day Monday 14! Winners announced for week 13! Adding POCKET prizes!
Last week, we had a contest
And this week we have another contest.
But also, the POCKET
You made jokes. Here's last week's post:
And here's the jokes!
Alright everyone!
As has so far been always the case! Every pun deserves an upvote and a smile, and they got them!
But there's a clear winner (Though really, you're all fantastic and getting better every week! I can really see your pun growth. Like stubble.)
The clear winner is
Dinner roll, please.
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The winner is the Abbott and Costello-esque conversation between @paul.atreides and @doctorcrypto!
You guys should Skype chat (or whatever the kids are doing these days) and record this conversation on it as a video. You'd be famous! Wonderful silliness akin to Who's on First! You both win tips and upvotes, so send me your links!
No one made a video, so that prize goes unclaimed.
Bonus prizes!
It was mentioned to me that, now that so many folks are Pocket millionaires, maybe there should be some Pocket prizes!
This is how that will work.
You get to be the judges!
As you know, I always post a reminder about the contest on Friday. As a response to that post, and before Monday, you will send me your picks for the best pun so far, along with your send order of Pocket to that punster!
Whichever punster wins the most Pocket from you all combined will also win a tip and an upvote from me on the post of their choice, plus they will be entered into a year-end contest (this will be on week 52), where they can win 1000 pocket from me!
So, list of prizes (this is getting complicated)
- Best pun of my choice wins 1 upvote, 1 tip from me
- Best video pun of my choice wins 1 upvote, 1 tip from me
- Best people's choice (calculated by amount of pocket sent by you to them) wins 1 upvote, 1 tip from me AND is entered into pun pocket contest!
This week's word is
As in, "Why is snow-person society so awful and melty? Because they all live by the mantra '(n)ICE guys finish last'"
If you need to learn how to make these jokes yourself, check out my how-to!
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Woohoo! Who would have snown that being a goofball would be so rewarding.
https://steemit.com/contest/@doctorcrypto/how-can-we-streamline-our-steemit-experience
Thanks @improv !
It's no surprise when one nose that Snowp Dogg has its own golf balls.
http://www.cafepress.com/+snoop+golf-balls
Hi @heroic15397! @paul.atreides is sending you 0.1 SBD tip and @tipU upvote
:)
@tipU - send tips by writing tip! in the comment, get share of the profit :)Awesome to see you here Hero! With balls like that he must be "Best in Snow." tip!
pocketsend:[email protected],
Thx for the tip! Here let me snow you some pocket love in return.
Winter or not I was aware of the pun day before does snow matter, because this week I heard the cold, and I decided to snow up. Ice sea I've missed thirteen otter weeks of this blizzard game, but I'm glad I finally join slush end ice contest!
Yes! The pun is strong with this one.
Successful Send of 51
Sending Account: heroic15397
Receiving Account: paul.atreides
New sending account balance: 469435
New receiving account balance: 1001115
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: d3c3ced009f9eec8f03c78a6a0f11ac16c257342
Thanks for using POCKET! I am running this confirmer code.
Why did the SoCal werewolf have trouble getting a loan when she moved to Antarctica?
Her winter coat grew in so thick, they couldn't match her to her ID at the snowbank!
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Okay, that was hailishly bad.
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Alpine away before I come up with something better. Sleet ya later.
I asked this polar bear how life was going...
He said "It's snow-snow"
Bearable.
Astrology bear asks, "What's Ursine?"
Takes a drag off of his cigarette
Cancer!
Super post.
Snow spam
Hi @paul.atreides! @heroic15397 is sending you 0.1 SBD tip and @tipU upvote
:)
@tipU - send tips by writing tip! in the comment, get share of the profit :)tip! ical of spammers
Welcome to the joke feed. Gimme your best snow-related puns. Don't flake.
Thank you.
I have no intent to freeze in front of the tusk at hand. And that is why mammoth-er made sure I skipped my Frosted Flakes this morning.
Wear your goose father-down jacket in case it's going to rein,deer.
Don't wore-he, there'snow precipitation for me to go outside. Plush, I just repaired my coat. Igloo the torn up parts back together.
Wait, I'm writing all these down, but ran out of ink. I need to refill my pen aguin.
Huzzah! Haven't seen you in a while!
Snow spam would be really tasty on a winter camping trip - and that's no joke! (Or I should say, 'sno joke). It would be like spam-flavored ice cream.
Just imagining it leaves me feeling 'zen. Fro-zen, that is!