Comedy Open Mic - Round 9

in comedyopenmic •  8 months ago

Hi All,

Welcome to the Ninth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here

Credit to our Dandy (@dandesign86) for creating this logo for us

Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 12 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am GMT Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @idikuci and @take5 and @dj123 for their time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 8
  • A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 8 @yesaye, @amirtheawesome1, @acolucky, and @sisygoboom your time is greatly appreciated, and last but not least, our very own @dandesign86, who despite busy schedules and major changes, still manages to fit comedyopenmic in.


@take5/ @comedyopenmic
@diebitch / @comedyopenmic

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.



  • Court Jester will get 40SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 1-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 30Steem
    • A contestant with a entry that gets onto our Top 10 list will receive 3Steem.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • Chuck Norris Award
    • 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter



A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

@carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him)
@punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life)
@steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
@nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
@trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
@bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
@diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you)
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.




A big thank you to @sisygoboom, @take5, @idikuci, @belemo, @lunasilver, @amirtheawesome1, @yesaye @diebitch, who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 164SBD , @dj123 - 122SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 53 SBD, @ilt-yodith - 12SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 12SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - @5SBD, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 2SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem


Due to New Delegations we have have over 40,000 SP delegated to @comedyopenmic

A big thank you to @bitfiend, @ubonj, @jasonshcik, @diebitch, @holybranches
@thedelegator - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @abh12345 - 50.006SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

@roelandp, @thedelegator, @comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @meesterboom, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend, @thevillan, @jedi-won, @belemo, @jasonschick, @diebitch, @ubonj, @bitfiend, @holybranches, @lunasilver.

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 8 and the start of Round 9 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.


If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

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Ayo warga Indonesia yang berbakat di komedi, bergabunglah di kontes #Comedyopenmic.

Awesome! Round 9 already?? I think I missed out on Round 8 lol. Bring on the funny, people!!


We missed you too. Come over to discord some time... Be a judge in round 10... you know... whatever.

*plays it nonchalant but burning inside with nerves

Round 9! Fight!

Thank you @comedyopenmic for the opportunity, I wish everyone good luck!


You're welcome megafart

I won't ask you how you got your name. I'll just stand a safe distance infront of you.


congrats on your win @serkagan, you did a good one in round8!

I'm really glad I saw @nobyeni's entry come up in my feed a while back. I'm pretty sure that entering the #comedyopenmic contest and hanging out in the discord channel are two of the main things that have kept me on steemit lately.

@holybranches is gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, then we're all gonna cry! Wait...that's not from that movie. Damn, this comment is all over the place - more mixed metaphors than an infinitely long roller-coaster full of monkeys trying to shill their updated script for Julius Caesar (with @ned as Caesar and @dan as Brutus).

Now I just need to focus for the next round. So much going on just in the bubble of steemit alone. But what is to be done, eh?


oh shoot, i dont have tear buds


Yes! It's time for philosophers to be funny!


There's a first time for everything.


Actually I just finished my post on why philosophers are funny, I'm sure you will agree:

why philsophers.jpg


It's my philosophy to disagree with philosophers about what's funny

Letss roll out the funnies now. My balls have been itching for this round


change your boxers

Wow it's round 9 already. Where does the time go? Good luck to all this week!


i hate you, stop reminding all of us that we're all getting older



They say all your cells are renewed every 7 years so are we really old? I don't get older I get stronger! Maybe if you followed the same route you would have the energy to write your first post and you wouldn't be taking so many rest weeks old man!


burned by bitty hate you more now!

Thanks to @comedyopenmic, @dj123, @idikudi, @bitfiend, @thedelegator, @roelandp, @take5 and everyone who has been involved in the success of #comedyopenmic.
You guys have made a great contest.
Hopefully one day #comedyopenmic becomes most popular in steemit.

@comedyopenmic, now part of my community, I am eager to start Comedy Open Mic in Spanish, to laugh a lot more and see the talent of all to learn more about each of them. I am grateful to all the judges who have left their comments on my jokes, old and funny. he he he he

Ok, I made a statement on why philosophers are actually funny.

I know it will be considered to be the jester, but please try to find something more funny, because there are people who need your upvote more than I do, ans it's good to make people who are not very funny at least feel they are funny.

@comedyopenmic and all the contributors to comedyopenmic to make this huge success ,i say thank you. Its good to laugh and relax your muscles.I will like to join this contest so that i can make people laugh also.


Good. Come join us :)

Hello friends of comedyopenmic I wish you a week of many laughter and good luck in this round 9. Great!!

thank you for the invitation @disguarpe and send my participation

Hey beautiful people i have made a video for this round , hope you guys will like it.
check this out : )

I gave a couple people upvotes. Best of luck to everyone involved! Here's my entry:

@bitfiend, @ubonj, @jasonshcik, @diebitch, @holybranches
@thedelegator - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @ubonj - 50SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP
Good luck and happy steeming i m new and happy to see


Welcome @murtaza78, hope to see your entry in round 9.


yes its great.... :)

Thanks for the invitation from @disguarpe, I am already participating in the Comedy Open Mic - Round 9 challenge. I am very excited and happy to have found them. Thank you @comedyopenmic for the opportunity.

Excellent, I already sent my participation, thanks and luck to everyone in the contest.


welcome @disguarpe, drop into discord and post-promote your entry....alot more judges and curators will see it this way!


Ok Very thanks!!!!

Yehey! I am excited to join my entry for round 9. I love to share funny one post to share good vibes to all contestant. And to all the sponsors and a big heart people who share to make this contest stronger. Thank you and God Bless us all!


We're excited too!! Gonna be a good round.

Clown Judge Shri is really funny because this thing will not happen
He can judge things that concern women only because women are the ones who need a run


Get him to enter the contest. it'll be lots of fun.

Ooh i really want to join in this contes. Thank you for opportunity @comedyopenmic

I like your post @comedyopenmic

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Hola everyone here is my 2nd lame entry :(
hope you guys will fart through mouth after reading this lame entry Xd: )