Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 18

in #comedyopenmic5 years ago (edited)

Welcome to the 18th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here

Credit goes to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us

Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 20 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am UTC Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @idikuci for his time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 17
  • A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 17 @acolucky @linnyplant @holybranches @idikuci @take5 @amirtheawesome1 @profanereviews @pechichemena your time is greatly appreciated.


If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.



  • Court Jester will get 55SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 40SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • Chuck Norris Award
    • 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter
  • Best Comedy Video Award 15SBD
    • 3 of the best videos as selected by CarlGnash will get 5 SBD each. Click here for details

This week's prize pool 135SBD



A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.




Thank you @ausbitbank, @amirtheawesome1, @profanereviews, @nonameslefttouse, @groovatti, @belemo, @dj123, and @mourningnoodles who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@idikuci - 208SBD , @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @ausbitbank - 100 Steem, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 6SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 8SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @profanereviews - 9SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 2SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD,


A big thank you to @groovatti, @bitfiend, @holybranches, @nobyeni, @holger80, and @dj123 who added to our delegation pool this week.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 150SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @cemke - 100SP, @bitfiend - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @pechichemena – 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 50SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @lovecoins - 34SP, @profanereviews - 50SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @nobyeni - 25SP, @fromthebeginning - 23SP, @belemo - 20SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 17 and the start of Round 18 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.


Yes, we're on reddit. Come join us and help spread the news to pull more people in to Comedy Open Mic.

Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.

Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

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Lets go to round 18 then. We got this

Love this guys (gals too)... Finally got some time to do something with your awesome idea! Here's my entry Tight Asses, Gotta Love 'Em

i venerate tight asses from now.

@holybranches ... yes me too... I'm glad I could help even one more person on this earth to venerate tight asses like I do :P

Here's my submission! Learn how to scratch your arm

Good luck everyone this week.. I'll sit down and relax to read your entries :) keep them coming!

Good, round 18 !!! We can already buy liquor in Venezuela at 18

champagne is next. let Maduro watch out.

W00t w00t, here we go again.
let's turn this venture into a game.
make me laugh, and ill upvote your ass,
but dont forget to nominate 2 friends,
or your upvote disappears, like trends.

I have missed out two weeks of comedyopenmic but will be sure to enter this week!

This contest has been placed in the Steemgigs Contest Channel which has over 5000 members and will be presented in a compilation post on the weekly Talk with Terry Show every Sunday 12:00 AM Manila Time.
I will endeavor to join all contests left there or at least make a small upvote and add on the compilation post.

Steemgigs Contest Channel link

thanks Maverick for the support.

Hey hey :) It's my very first #comedyopenmic entry!
Here's me performing all 19 of the satirical space commercials I've written for Space Carrie's Adventures in Space! The last three are sneak peaks, from the eagerly anticipated Episode 7 - Petroleum Lizards!

Did I mention I did them all in one take. Phew...

Nice!Another round :)

Good times!

would love to see you in round 18 :)

Oh yes, round 18!

I already had something somewhat in the works for the inevitable round #18 that I just published titled In Defence Of Roseanne. Wish me luck, it's going to be a bumpy ride this week.

the bumpier, the better.


I like this contest.. greetings from Venezuela.

thanks rockstar.

Wooooooooooo what a finish to another week really, I read an entirely funny entry from @idikuci, my! That makes my cut really, it's brilliantly written, and you guys are doing an amazing job, 17 weeks gone and waxing stronger.

This is super interesting.. Good luck..:-):-)


Hello to all comediopenmic, here I leave my first entry to the contest, visit and enjoy together.

the act of Fiver of FIFA world cup 2018, Hahaha

And here comes my first entry to this round, like a flash.

What about this dark meme?

Hello, i left my 2nd enter to this awesome community here:

Playing with Memes

That really amazing contest i am happy to see this contest

Hi @comedyopenmic ,
Sorry for my late entry. i am new with 2 months age. This is my first entry to your #comedyopenmic contest. So please suggest me if there anything wrong or mistake to participate in your contest. I usually follow other user's post, comment, activities to participate to any contest. so don't mind if any mismatch with your contest.
I vote you for witness.
Here is my post link:


Wow... This is dope...
Its the best so far

I'm on a roll... I like this comedy thing :P

I know it won't win, but might as well see if you guys/gals think its funny!

Jaja Good entry friend jajja Humor never fails

@nandomiracles thank you :) ... I'm glad you liked it :D

Mucho humor hombre jajaj

This is my Lynn made me do it entry hahahhaa

Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 18 | When you are caught cheating

It is a sad tale of disappointment.

Stop the press!! This just in on why Ned Powered down!

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Behold the majesty of Ned's perfectly coiffed hair and beard at all times. He has a private barber with him at all times and it is time to pay for his overtime!

Time for some serious piss-taking from me this week @comedyopenmic with my late entry:

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