Roseanne Cancelled because She Made Fun of her Sister - Comedy Open Mic Round 15

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

The big mouthed loud, obnoxious, witty and I never thought she was that funny anyways Roseanne that we all grew up with had her sitcom remake "Roseanne" canceled the other day because apparently ABC doesn't like jokes.

If you haven't heard, she made a "racist" remark about Valerie Jarrett, some busted politician via a twitter comment. She was responding to a comment and stated this:

Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj.

Shots Fired

Upon hearing one of the first jokes I've ever heard come out of Roseanne's mouth it made me wonder if racism will ever be truly accepted in comedy. While I didn't know what Valerie looked like, I quickly looked her up and found this as the third result:

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I couldn't help but notice that these two could be sisters so I did a little research. Roseanne had to get it in the butt to get where she's at while her sister slipped in through the political side and delivers the the butt ramming. Just couldn't stand for this and the sibling rivalry is evident. I mean just look at these two side by side, and no one is taking notice? With so many side by sides floating around, I think the internet is on the verge of noticing.

Totally Looks like

Rosanne Barr Totally Looks like Valerie Jarrett

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Getting offended is so last week

I can't believe that so many people got offended to just downright drop her crappy show like this but at the same time, with all the war hype, I can see that these kinds of jokes are probably going to be "too soon" for a long time, but it's just a little bit of sibling rivalry ABC.

There's no need to fuss. Just check out their baby picture as proof:


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With ABC dropping the ball on comedy, this is #comedyopenmic's chance to get @therealroseanne to participate in COM.

I just don't understand where the offense is here. Did anyone receive any notice from offended apes? Maybe it's just too soon since the death of #harambe.

@bitfiend

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upvoted for having belemo and goat in same sentence

You could say he's like "Hitch" for goats.

goat whisperer .... got it

I'll do my best! I'm like you though a little fizzled out at the moment. I'm taking a mid-week breather. I can't even keep up with my 7 day culture challenge lol But I will definitely read up on the details of the comedy. Honestly I don't think I'm especially funny although I did think of a good one for your Rosanne racist post:

I don't know if people are ready for dark comedy.

Tah dum dum.
hehe

I know what you mean by fizzled out! Dark comedy is always a touchy subject hah! Yeah that's a good one!

No rush, Round 16 starts in about 24 hours and there's plenty of time every week.

Honestly I can take a joke, but at the same token it needs to be at humor expense not someones appearance, race, or religion. Plus since i was a kid I had always hated Rosanna the show. That dam laugh is annoying!!! LOL

Any who good luck with the comedy open mic.

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I could never stand the laugh either haha. I just found it ironic that the person she's making fun of kinda looks like her :D.

Hope to see you participate, maybe next time I'll have to nominate you!

No I agree! They both have similar faces ha ha.

Yeah, sounds great!

I've been getting help with my goat issues.....I got a goat perfume that really reels the ladies in

You trained one to piss in a bottle?

You have no idea man, goats are rough this time of the year

Rosanne should go Decentralized.

I agree 100% with that!

Rosanne sucks, I'm glad she got fired.

To take it up the butt, there has to be s giver up the butt, so Everything is in order here

As long as someones butthurt about it.

Fuck you all!!! dont turn this into facebook you fucking losers
ohh you are all so offended .. wwwaaahh
that chick dosent even look black not to mention the joke wasent even racist unless you are a fucking racist that think black people look like apes and there for this must be a racist joke... what a shitty post @bitfiend

I'm offended that you're offended that other people got offended. Please take your offended offensiveness elsewhere.

I'm sorry that roseanne triggers you and gets you all butthurt! You'll be okay I promise!

As for my shit post, it's generated more than your last 6 so does that make yours shittier than mine?

I'm glad I could offend you so. Go back to your precious metals

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