ComedyOpenMic Week 5 - FIrst Entry - Advice from a Cuban (Response to @belemo's sexual frustration)

I know what it's like to be sexually frustrated so I wanted to give you a tip, however; it doesn't come from me. It comes from a Cuban, so do with it what you will!

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It's a conroversial subject, and it's illegal in some states, but I can see why you're upset! Any kind of sexual frustration will cause others sexual satisfactions to upset you. Especially when you watch your females get stolen (or she runs off).

Luckily for you, I ran into a goat fucker once. He was Cuban, and he gave me the insider secrets of the islander.

It's a fail safe way to keep your date from running away!

You ready for this?

• Step 1: Empty Your Pockets
• Step 2: Pull your pockets inside out
  
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• Step 3: Cut the pockets with a pair of scissors. Make sure the holes are big!
• Step 4: Insert the hind legs of your preferred goat-date
• Step 5: Enjoy. You don't even have to grab her. There's nowhere to go. Gone are the days of runaway goats!

You're welcome

^{That goat you lost -- observe the rope? I think she was giving you a hint. My tip should suffice because even if she doesn't like it, she's got nowhere to go.}

Option 2:

Lure her to a roof top and try to push her off. She'll just back right in.

If you found this funny, you should go upvote @belemo's post as well, because it was my inspiration behind it!

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