Steemitri The Mannequin announces the winners of the “Title & Story” contest

Dear Steemians,
Today I would like to announce the winners of the contest: “Pick a title and write your own story”.
Also this time we received some very funny and creative entries.
Thanks to all the users that participated, upvoted, resteemed, and commented!

You won’t believe it, but finally I was able to get to the top of the stairs!

Here are the pictures of the contest and the stories of the winners:

1 - First prize goes to @dlina-v-metrah, who is going to receive 8 SBD:

Now I stutter

I went up to the fifth floor in the evening, there was almost no light on the stairs. And suddenly I stumbled over ... someone's body!
I fell from above, and I realized that it was cold! It was a corpse!
I started yelling and calling the police. The neighbors jumped out, lit the flashlight on the corpse on which I was lying. And then his hand fell off!
Neighbors rushed to raise me, and began to slow down the corpse. His second arm fell off first, then the hat flew off, and the head got lost somewhere.
By the time when the arrived police collected the remains of the corpse ... that is, the dummy, I already began to stutter!

2 - No title - by @charlesx, who is going to receive 7 SBD

There I was again, on the stairs to my apartment, drunk in the morning. While normal people go to work I spend the first hours of the day drinking at the park, nobody is there except for me and my bottle.

Why this keep happening to me? A big headhache ripped off my thoughts for a minute. Doesn't matter, it has been years and I still can't handle life, I hope Mrs. Daguanno wont find me here again, last time I had to listen to her nonsense for over 30 minutes before someone picked me up to bring me home again.

3 - I think I can..I think I can… - by @lellabird60, who is going to receive 6 SBD

In the spirit of "The Little Engine That Could", Steemitri is trying desperately to get to the top of the stairs...he needs to get to the travel agent so he can book a flight and attend the Steemfest in Lisbon...time is running out...he needs to get there quickly, before they close for the day...but he's having some difficulties with bending his joints...his knees in particular are somewhat stiff today...
But he thinks…”I think I can...I think I can, I think I can...,,,,I know I can, I know I can, I know I can”......yeahhhh Steemitri...keep going...you can make it !!

4 - No title - by @abh12345, who is going to receive 4 SBD

Steemitri the Mannequin really enjoyed the views from his new house. Although this came at a price, a set of stairs to navigate each day. He wished he was a little more flexible sometimes.

One of those sometimes was today, as @steemitri was desperate for a 'number 2', thought he was safe when he arrived home, but then realised the toilet was upstairs.

Image one (right calf) tells us he didn't quite make it today. Better luck next time @steemitri!

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Well guys, it has been nice reading all your stories, I really enjoyed it!

So long for now!

Steemitri The Mannequin
@steemitri