STARSHIP STEEMERS - Episode 1: The Rigorous Training
In the year 4183, Steemit reached the number of 43 billion users. There was a chaos and the whole network collapsed. The cause for this was Steemit reward pool that became too small to cover all users. So developers decided to sent a special team of professionals to search the universe and find a planet large enough to build new reward pool for Steemit and restore the order in the network!
Welcome to EPISODE 1 of
STARSHIP STEEMERS
THE RIGOROUS TRAINING
The preparation and training of special team lasted for 19 months.
The members of special team:
@cutwitviky - ship mechanic and weapon technologist
@alktoni - ship pilot and professional soldier
@dumar022 - communication engineer and cook
All members perfected using of modern technology and passed tough military training to increase their endurance. They were aware of all things that they could meet on their journey, so they needed to pass this rigorous training that contains body and mind exercises.
One of the most difficult exercises was the horrible "PINKY EXERCISE"!
Check how our special forces handled this tough exercise!
PINKY EXERCISE
It requires deep concentration...
... the stability of body and mind...
...and breathing!
Our saviors had to pass the training of martial arts, especially wrestling. It will help the to handle different kind of aliens that they will meet on their journey.
So, after 19 months of training they were ready to leave the Earth and find better place for Steemit reward pool so we all can get decent rewards!
The astronauts were put to hibernation in a spaceship called #whysoserious for 7 years.
When they wake up in those chambers for hibernation, they will be already in deep space... if nothing goes wrong!
Wish them luck and pray for their succession!
Thank you!
I should try that pinky thing!! Hope nothing goes wrong!! hahaha Those hibernating faces... #whysoserious? ^^
Thanks!!!
Excellent post
At least someone likes it:/
So funny episode..I'll also try these exercise and wrestling training..may be because I would like to be a part of that search, ha haa.. @dumar022 waiting for the next episode..
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The pinky thing was hard not to laugh at! Good luck! (I wonder - can you swim in the reward pool? Maybe even drown in rewards!?)
As you see on this post, I am going to get dehydration
hi @dumar022,
you got me at "....and breathing!". That look cracked me up- 😄😁😂
Check out my respond to @trafalgar's recent and epic-ly funny pst, hope it put a smile on your face:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@trafalgar/steemit-spot-the-truths-contest-50-sbd-to-be-won#@dj123/re-trafalgar-steemit-spot-the-truths-contest-50-sbd-to-be-won-20171103t034059647z
***you know the punch line is landing hard when the replies are beginning to get as funny as the post
https://steemit.com/steemit/@trafalgar/steemit-spot-the-truths-contest-50-sbd-to-be-won#@dj123/re-trafalgar-steemit-spot-the-truths-contest-50-sbd-to-be-won-20171102t174452887z
Really funny article, you are the best @dumar022! :-)
the wrestling match is very intense, you trained very hard. 😃
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I love this! I enjoyed reading it very much. The pinky exercise...lol