Hi Everyone!!!!

This is my Weekend Freewrite 1/6/2018- Part 1 - The First Sentence

All I'm going to say about this story is......sometimes you surprise even yourself what comes out of your brain! LOLLL

A Fairy Tale of Ole

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My brother did this weird thing with turtles. So weird, it was a very deep dark secret to anyone living outside the family.

It was something never talked about. My Parents thinking he would outgrow this boy phase he was going through. But he never did.

Soon we had turtles everywhere. Some were just odd looking. Different colors of shells but then they got to breeding with each other, many other strange things started to come forth........

What strange things you might be wondering? Well.........if you promise not to tell......

But you HAVE to promise as my life would be........ <shivers>

Then in an oh, so quiet voice, she whispers, "Over as I know it."

........because HE wants me and so far I have been able to avoid him. It's not easy you know but a girl has to do what a girl has to do when her brother is a bit..........well, more than strange.

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Margie found a diamond bracelet in the back of the car and let out a scream! Damn him!! He had found her again, the little weasel! Well, turtle but an animal is an animal even if this turtle had a few extra arms.

What was it going to finally take for that freaking freak of nature to stop following her around and how did he go so fast on his tiny turtle legs? sigh.

Makes a woman get spooked just going to the bathroom in her own home. If he could get into my car, she thought, where else can he get and where IS he Now!

It has been years this time that she had gotten away from Rick the Turtle but he still followed her sooner or later.

She tried to reason with him. Told him that in a weird way they were really brother, sister, and Aunt but he just really didn't listen. He would just nod his head and keep inching closer and closer with those tiny hands of his............ <shivers>

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That weekend in Duluth Margie had finally had it! She had moved to a small dinky town for the last time. She finally had found a home and a job she loved and was not going to move anymore.

She had called her weirdo brother and told him if he didn't get rid, and I mean rid! of Rick the Turtle by this weekend she was going to do it. She would not be nice about how she did it.

She didn't give a flying squirrel if Rick was her brother, nephew and a turtle he was going to get his due.

She was 35 now, wanted children, real children without shells. Ones that you put cute little bonnets on and people coo'ed at. Not ones where people went screaming and had nightmares from.

And can you imagine even the thought of birthing one??????? Oh. MY. Gosh! The good Lord had not made my body to birth that!

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So Margie did what any women would do. She called Rick over, gave him a hug and threw him into the boiling water pot!

The end.

Ohhhhhhhhh that was fun!

Happy Writing!
Snook

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If you would like to read a few other of my #freewrites please click on the links below:

Drip, Drip, Drip ~

Pens and Swords~

Easy 'How to' for @MarianneWest's Daily #freewrite Challenge