Abject Sleuth - 10 SBI Ulog Contest
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Simple things,
to blow off steam.
Being mean, avoids
burst seams.
You thought it,
now say it.
Whether classy,
unlike me,
blunt like spunk;
make use of hyperbole.
Vent what is pent,
like fuck the rent
this is your reality.
A rant so grand,
no need for pants.
Words that hurt,
making you squirt.
Thoughts so vile,
you feel in denial!
or write a Ulog Mystery
Rules of Engagement
- Two styles of posts: This does not have to be a poem, it is any type of post you wish in the spirit of #ulog which is to say that it should just be an entry about your day but done a bit more creative than eat, shit and sleep.
- @Dreemsteem says I must enforce the use of the #Ulog tag
- Comment your post link on this post
- Don't make shit up this is #Ulog so recent and something that really happened.
- 2 Entries Max
- Contest ends Tuesday the 12th of September 2019, no entries after that will be accepted.
- First Amendment: I reserve the right to end this contest in 2018
- Second Amendment: The date will always supercede the day
I will review the posts and award 5 SBI to one winner of each style, currently looking @incinboost so if they have space it does seem to be better.
Prize total 10 SBI with 1 Steem randomly chosen.
ummmm... my decision is final and I will be kind enough to tell you whether your entry is in the running or if I have eliminated it already.
I figured I would use this account when I realized there was no swearing in the post. Hard to live up to the profane name with no cussing.
https://steemit.com/steempress/@granolalight/whydontnobodyshootstraightnomore-2lbdcldl1h
Does a Haiku in form of ulog count ? fI so below is my entry in the comment section.
I wake everyday
To Steemit I always go
Posts about my day
I don't mind, #Ulogs can be anything that is you, my additional requirements are to have it in the spirit of a rant, or mystery. Right now the only mystery is after seeing the others posts why you thought a haiku without someone getting choked out would cut it?
You have two chances
if you wish to try again
write some more today
Scraping in on the very last minute, because:
here is my entry:
https://steemit.com/ulog/@mimismartypants/do-you-know-what-a-minnow-really-looks-like-ulog-10
Surprised, guess you care about time. Personally I have no sense of time then kind of just go Meh and that is that. Will read now. Thank you.
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Clearly, I need to get my priorities straight! Now I Know for next time!!
Also, Meh at your face!
Huh? Hahaha
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@dreemsteem is to blame. Period. End of story.
Here's my entry:
https://steemit.com/ulog/@tamala/the-dangers-of-pypt-a-kimchi-rant-ulog-001
I loved your poem @penderis and decided that I needed to rant a little so here's my entry
https://steemit.com/ulog/@monchhichi23/a-rare-rant-and-maybe-some-wise-words
I hope it doesn't put you to sleep
Here's a tale of my messed up day (yesterday, as its 00:07 over here)
https://steemit.com/ulog/@iamthegray/ulog-18-or-i-had-the-scariest-of-mornings-an-exhaustive-afternoon-and-an-evening-filled-with-headache-and-hunger
I might try to do a poem though
Okay, so the only rules are recent, true and add the #ulog tag to it?I don't need to add anything to the title?
Seems almost too good to be true, seeing as I was sitting down to write a rant about work on Thursday but got sidetracked with reading Steemit posts.
Lucky for me. I would have just entered it all willy-nilly.
Hi yes no need for fancy titles i hate those title rules. :)
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"Whether classy,
unlike me,
blunt like spunk;
make use of hyperbole."
Hmm. I feel like this has some connection to me... maybe? or perhaps that's just my sheer arrogance.
It was intended to be in reference to both you and @spunkpuppet but I could not work puppet into it but hyperbole obviously works just fine as a word itself and had me redo the start to keep it. :)
Lovely poem you have here, if I understand you well am to write a ulog poem right, it might a kind of rant or mystery.
Am interested in entering.
No need for a poem, can write it any way you wish just with content relevant to the #ulog tag which means to say something about your day in one of those styles. Thank you I will clarify this
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