Abject Sleuth - 10 SBI Ulog Contest

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Simple things,
to blow off steam.
Being mean, avoids
burst seams.
You thought it,
now say it.

Whether classy,
unlike me,
blunt like spunk;
make use of hyperbole.

Vent what is pent,
like fuck the rent
this is your reality.

A rant so grand,
no need for pants.
Words that hurt,
making you squirt.

Thoughts so vile,
you feel in denial!

or write a Ulog Mystery





Rules of Engagement

  • Two styles of posts: This does not have to be a poem, it is any type of post you wish in the spirit of #ulog which is to say that it should just be an entry about your day but done a bit more creative than eat, shit and sleep.
  • @Dreemsteem says I must enforce the use of the #Ulog tag
  • Comment your post link on this post
  • Don't make shit up this is #Ulog so recent and something that really happened.
  • 2 Entries Max
  • Contest ends Tuesday the 12th of September 2019, no entries after that will be accepted.
  • First Amendment: I reserve the right to end this contest in 2018
  • Second Amendment: The date will always supercede the day

I will review the posts and award 5 SBI to one winner of each style, currently looking @incinboost so if they have space it does seem to be better.

Prize total 10 SBI with 1 Steem randomly chosen.
ummmm... my decision is final and I will be kind enough to tell you whether your entry is in the running or if I have eliminated it already.






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I figured I would use this account when I realized there was no swearing in the post. Hard to live up to the profane name with no cussing.

https://steemit.com/steempress/@granolalight/whydontnobodyshootstraightnomore-2lbdcldl1h

Does a Haiku in form of ulog count ? fI so below is my entry in the comment section.

My Steemit Mornings

by @rentmoney



I wake everyday
To Steemit I always go
Posts about my day

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I don't mind, #Ulogs can be anything that is you, my additional requirements are to have it in the spirit of a rant, or mystery. Right now the only mystery is after seeing the others posts why you thought a haiku without someone getting choked out would cut it?

You have two chances
if you wish to try again
write some more today

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Lovely poem you have here, if I understand you well am to write a ulog poem right, it might a kind of rant or mystery.
Am interested in entering.

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No need for a poem, can write it any way you wish just with content relevant to the #ulog tag which means to say something about your day in one of those styles. Thank you I will clarify this

"Whether classy,
unlike me,
blunt like spunk;
make use of hyperbole."

Hmm. I feel like this has some connection to me... maybe? or perhaps that's just my sheer arrogance.

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It was intended to be in reference to both you and @spunkpuppet but I could not work puppet into it but hyperbole obviously works just fine as a word itself and had me redo the start to keep it. :)

Okay, so the only rules are recent, true and add the #ulog tag to it?I don't need to add anything to the title?

Seems almost too good to be true, seeing as I was sitting down to write a rant about work on Thursday but got sidetracked with reading Steemit posts.

Lucky for me. I would have just entered it all willy-nilly.

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Hi yes no need for fancy titles i hate those title rules. :)

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@penderis, Ia was going to ask if it is too late for me to enter?? Your due date says:

Contest ends Tuesday the 12th of September 2019

LOL I'm going with the 12 September 2018!!
also lay off the crack bro! It's messing with your mind!

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Well if it has been written then so it shall be law. I will do what the Americans do and make an amendment and call that the new set in stone cannot be changed ever law.

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hahhahahha well if we cant follow the great example of the Americans then who can we look up to!!??

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I also just realised it is the 12th today so yip you have plenty of time since it is the 12th the whole day long.... Did I get that right? :(

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Lol the effects of too much alcohol ladies abd gentleman!!

But seriously because i picked this up and stopped you from getting entries until next year? Surely i can get an extension until tomorrow?? Can I, Can I, please?

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It would have to be pretty good, but yes you do have until tomorrow morning our time I would say about 10am, given the 12th is only then finished across the globe that time.

Yip, my mother drank way too much during pregnancy , been paying for that my whole life . Damn you mummy for some random thing for all eternity.

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So technically your brain is working just fine and I dont need an extension!! Shoo! That was close, have lots of big pants duties today so didn't have time to make a second post!! But alas, globalisation saves the day again!

Thought I was gonna have be to turn on the charm - which believe me is so cringe! A wet sponge has more charm than me! Felt like i was back in uni asking the prof for an extension on my essay!! 🤪

Oh mummy dearest!! Im sure she did the best to cope!! I was actually reffering to the years you invested in hitting the bottle!! But okay that joke turned sour quite quickly!! Moving on swiftly!!

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Oh I know, I just chose to ignore those years, they are fun to think on alone, then break down and fall asleep crying on my penis shaped cushion though. Always feel better the next day somehow.

For interest sake is this a wet sponge with warm water and maybe some bubbles, or ice water and a fat boere tannie on the other end?

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But also thanks to you and your big awesome flexible heart of gold!!

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you are crazy! LOLOLOL i did not say you MUST. i said - do it or i'll kill you

totally different ;)

i'm pimping this in PYPT this morning hehehe

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Yes very different the latter has less disappointment involved which is preferred. :)

Thank you. I will be on the evening show only.

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I was going to use your idea as one of the 50 SBI contest challenges... but.... as you know - I'm a very lazy firefly hehehehe

and I was thinking. damn it. i loved this idea!!! but how long will it take me to make up a massive crossword?!?!?!! I'll have to keep it tucked into my back pocket for another contest in the future when I'm feeling LESS lazy hehehehehehe
love you M&M hehehe

I loved your poem @penderis and decided that I needed to rant a little so here's my entry

https://steemit.com/ulog/@monchhichi23/a-rare-rant-and-maybe-some-wise-words

I hope it doesn't put you to sleep

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Surprised, guess you care about time. Personally I have no sense of time then kind of just go Meh and that is that. Will read now. Thank you.

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Clearly, I need to get my priorities straight! Now I Know for next time!!
Also, Meh at your face!

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Huh? Hahaha

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I know right :)

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😂 Nice of you to respond to the spam bot. Very kind indeed. Wait? What have you done with @penderis?

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My good deed for the day :)