KING OF PORN

in teamnz •  20 days ago

It's the last day of the year (yes, here in New Zealand it is, because we are a day ahead of the rest of the world) and we're doing our annual end of year computer jobs - one of which is checking the stats on our web pages.

Overall, our hits are down this year (2017 set records on everything) but one exciting figure that has been jumping up and down stark naked and waving it's bits at me is the total all time hit count of all our 1360 webpages and blog posts we have on our own server (so not including our business website). And that is now up to 110 million hits. Holy crap that's a lot of hits!

OK, I'll come clean here - a huge portion of those hits are from my fake porn pages. In fact out of my all time top 20 blog posts 15 of them are porn.

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This page alone pulled in over half a million hits this year!

http://www.frot.co.nz/design/sift/the-biggest-free-porn-site-in-the-world/

I have said on occasion the the secret to internet traffic is not quality content - it's porn. I have no idea if all that porn traffic is any good for anything, but one of the ways I tend to use gooble to help my traffic (goofle constantly promote porn) is to add thousands of porn tag words to the bottom of my posts about totally unrelated subjects.

For example, this post was getting bugger all hits because zionist gootle hides anything that exposes their dirty secrets. But once I put a shit load of porn tags down the bottom it really took off and started going places!

http://www.frot.co.nz/design/sift/international-red-cross-report-confirms-the-holocaust-of-six-million-jews-is-a-hoax/

 


But it's new years eve - you don't want to read all this boring conspiracy crap - you want to look at porn. I know you do...




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That's quite the list you've got there... What a good idea!
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This picture you had in there reminded me of a video I saw today!

Traveling to the U.S. as an LGBTQ+ Migrant on 'the Caravan' | NowThis

The mind control is so strong. More people ought to be watching Jeff C. (aka @fakenewsreport)

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The comments are hilarious!

"Why would I care what these perverted Men do when they wake up and decide to stuff their harry jewels into a pink lace thong instead of boxers and spend more time in the mirror than my wife? No they do not deserve better treatment for being mentally unstable. How about I marry my Dog then force it down the throats of everyone in my community then post videos to try and make people feel sorry for me?!?"

Trannies for a new America all over youtub...

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Girls don't like mens anymore , that's why there is so many of us out there!
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LOL - I wonder why that might be?

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Transgenders are normal freaks.
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I'm just glad I'm not as obsessed about it, as you are...lol

https://steemit.com/blog/@lucylin/are-you-in-the-mood-for-a-quicky-i-hope-so

happy new year.

Lol that is amusing re the porn tags, I think porn has always been the number 1 thing most folks look for on the web/net.

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Do you think there are really still people who haven't yet grasped that 911 was the most obvious inside job in history? - thankfully I haven't met any on Steemit, but if i ever do I'm going to post some more porn...

And do you think they (the zionist overlords) murdered Rik Mayall?

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Yes, and George Michael for this video.

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That is some weird shit - I never saw that one - I think I just skipped pop music this century!

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That kind of video gets you overdosed or suicided.

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I just bought a Husaberg thingy 400cc. :-)

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Awesome - I bet that goes like stink!

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