Steemit Sandwich Contest Week #24 - "The Thief"
Seen a lot of sandwiches here, the good.. The bad... The ugly (looking at you @gogotattoo)
After drooling over an unfathomable amount of sandwiches, (72 from @steemit-foodie alone) I've come to realize that I needn't always come up with original ideas... Merely rip off great ideas from fellow contestants. Some may call it flattery or even some sort of ode, but I'll call it for what it is...
"Wait!" You exclaim
"Three sandwiches? PROPOSTEROUS!"
To which I reply, "I've used only two slices of bread, besides I'll never catch up to @steemit-foodie doing this by halves"
Stole this beauty idea from @mihail.tsvetkov's entry last week
Then I looked down and saw these little adorable breads, so I quickly realized a mini sandwich should hit the menu... Wonder where I got that idea from
I decided on adding mozzarella, cheddar and Gruyere to my mini sandwich, because I have to keep up with the holli-art master @rigaronib who has joined the fray this week.
Then I added some cream cheese because I saw it in @lifemovedbysteem's Old man and the sea, I almost added pickles, but went with red pepper jelly instead, because I need to stay true to myself (and gross combo)
Only way to make this egg sandwich better was to pour maple syrup on it, because sweet sandwiches aren't just for @kanoe's son.
So what did all thes stolen ideas taste like??
Delicious😄😄😄
sandwich does not include hallucinogens or coleslaw, though both were on my mind
Haha what an beautiful homage to some of the greats of SSC.
See this is what ppl should be doing, getting inspired by other entries in SSC.
I mean although your 3 mini sandwiches were significantly uglier than steemit-foodies, there was real love behind it. That much shown through more then ever lol.
Gruyere was a nice touch there lol and maple syrup is a long time favourite of the breakfast manwich for me. I sometimes pour some on the fried eggs as they cook mmmmmmm.
This one had a lot going on this week. Pretty complex flavours i bet.
Noice!
Homage!!! The longest part of this whole post was me trying to think of a word for ode that sounded more apt than ode. Ho-fuckin-mage!!
Only one little sandwich, though tall😄
Should also give a shout out to my wife for baking the bread... Better late than never.
haha. I'm sure she does not want to be associated at all with this creation ;)
This is awesome @bleedpoet - I love this sandwich set you made. This is my winner winner winner!!! And, as usual, love your sense of humor. My husband always wonders why I laugh so hard, just reading your steemit posts (^_^)/ .
Thank you 😊 I hope you don't mind me stealing your wonderful ideas.
Of course not - This is fun!!
You always work it for the sandwiches! This was beautiful plagiarism, in fact I don't think plagiarism tasted so sweet. ^.^
Steem cleaners probably loves your sandwiches. HA 😄
Don't tell anyone, but it was a clever advertisement hidden within an entry, I'm trying to use it as bait to lure @cheetah into my blog, to have her be my personal spammer watchdog/cat. I'll teach her tricks and feed her little fishes, we'll take long walks and she'll tell me her philosophies on original thought, sin and the meaning of it all. Eventually as I grow old, tired, she'll devour my flesh then run away with Ringling Brothers, but she'll never find the happiness we knew snuggled beside the campfire on a cool night. First drugs, then prostitution, she'll be turning tricks on the corner with burnt out Cougars living for the next fix. She'll meet a bad John one night and end up in a taxidermy shop...
Maybe I should never drag her into this mess, maybe...
@cheetah is a dude...
Nope, it's a pussy😂
Yeah, but once you pull back the fur, you realize that cheetah is run by a sweet - but geeky looking white dude.
I mean you are kinda snuggling this guy in a way. I mean tell him your secrets... buttttttt The lady looks like a dude ...man.
Close enough🤔
You're so easy.
This whole sandwich fetish is getting out of hand! Slaps your butt with a spork
haha Have a lovely day!
I'd hardly call it a sandwich fetish, I'm pretty sure a sandwich fetish is when you want to fuck your cousin (get it? Cause it's in bred😂)
takes spork slap THANK YOU MA'AM, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER😁
Lol you silly goose!
And yes to more sporking lol :)
I really find either your writing style, photography or choice of sandwich both interesting and intriguing! Or a combination of all three of the above!
I guess having made two sandwiches technically, you can be of two minds, or three😄 Thank you.
looks cute, i wish the lighting on the pictures was better so we could enjoy it more.
i rate 6/10
Pure morning sunlight is a tough beast to harness. There are plenty of pro's in the contest, I'm more the amateur hour comedic/creative type. Thanks for your shitty rating😝 I give it a 7/10 for lazy use of capitalization😄
I know lots of thieves. They would never want cheese that thick. And yes, I am close with them.
As thick as the theives I run with😄
Delicious and nutritious. This week the competition looks really really high, little thief
Can't wait to see your entry, just remember the only way to OD on pot is over consumption.