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RE: Have the payouts on Steemit turned into a mass circle jerk?
If it weren't for my loyal core of about two to three dozen followers, I wouldn't have even topped out at $40 for my most successful post in eight or so months. It looks like I'm going to have to start posting only about cryptocurrency.
I swear if I had an autonomous orgasm machine, that would give the user a 1000 year lifespan, and fart money while it's doing it, and I made it from ingredients readily available from the grocery, I could post all day about how to make one in your sleep, without even thinking about it, and I'd still get 24 votes and make about $20.
Ten days ago your awesome post on glyphosate made $30!
https://steemit.com/health/@lifeworship/a-closer-look-at-glyphosate
But what has really freaked me out is that up to now I thought you posted awesome posts every day, totally raked it in, and were like a whale yourself. But now I've seen your wallet. And mine is actually comparatively well stocked... Stunned!
If you had the same blubbery followers as that guy who gets $500 for every post, you would get $5000 for an orgasm machine post!
They actually frigging exist...
I was happy with the glyphosate post's performance. It's a shame that I have to know so much about it. I think that was my third post on the subject.
There is an argument to be made that orgasms have driven progress in every aspect of civilization. Now that there is a machine to do it, what is to become of the human? Will we be like the panda?