Hello my friends.

Did you know that people judge you, based on your spelling and grammar?

If you know what I'm talking about, then you probably know, anyone who has poor grammar and/or spelling will receive less engagement on their content and oftentimes even get downvoted for looking like spam.

Obviously, this can be a potential problem for a lot of people.

Lucky for them, (maybe even you) I am here to help.

At this point you're probably wondering... "what can @crystalhuman possibly do, to help me?"

I'll briefly explain.

First, I will proofread and edit your posts, prior to, and/or directly after, every post you author, for the life of your current registration. (max 3 posts per day for regular registrants)

I will check it, double check it, and then triple check it. Once your post has been submitted/re-submitted I will go over it again to quadruple check it. Just to make sure I didn't miss anything.

Once you have registered, send me the original text format in an email. I will fix it, then send it back to you, as soon as humanly possible. (Please be patient, sometimes I am asleep, or working on something else) I will always reply to your email as quickly as I can with the finished edited content included for your submission.

If you have already submitted your post, don't worry. As long as it's not so old you can't edit it, all you have to do is go to the URL. Scroll to the base of your article where the comments start, click on the edit button, then copy all the text for your original post and paste it into an email to [email protected]

Make sure the E-Mail subject includes #EditorRegistry and @(YourSteemitUsername)

BEFORE, OR IMMEDIATELY AFTER you send the E-Mail, you MUST register yourself as a client by sending at least 1.0 STEEM/SBD to @crystalhuman and include #EditorRegistry in the memo, if you would like to use this service.

Once your registry has been confirmed you will receive a confirmation email. (Please allow up to 12 hours)

By sending a minimum 1.0 STEEM/SBD to @crystalhuman you agree that you do understand the following:

Your 1.0 STEEM or SBD payment is for a 1 week trial of this service.

To become a regular member:

 For 7 days send 1 STEEM/SBD (one time use, trial only.)

 For 7 days send 1.5 STEEM/SBD

 For 30 days, send 5 STEEM/SBD.

 For 120 days send 15 STEEM/SBD

MAKE SURE YOU ADD #EditorRegistry and @(YourSteemitUsername) to the memo before sending!

So, this all sounds good and everything, but, maybe you don't want to have to potentially end up waiting for 12 hours to have your post edited.

For a limited time,

become a premium or VIP member to enjoy the best benefits of all.

Skip the wait and the lines. Wake me up out of a dead sleep! Quickly have your posts edited.

With sms and voice calling support. Your phone number will be set on priority mode with a special (VERY LOUD AND ANNOYING) tone to notify me of the message or call's importance. I will stop what I am doing, whatever it is, and reply within 1 second to 1 hour. Guaranteed.

(I'm human so please understand that I also have limits on what I am able to do within an hour)

 For 1 month of premium service with text messaging and voice support send 10 STEEM/SBD

 For 6 months of premium service with text messaging and voice support send 45 STEEM/SBD

 For 1 year of premium service with text messaging and voice support send 75 STEEM/SBD

 For 5 years of premium service with text messaging and voice service send 250 STEEM/SBD

If you would like to become a VIP member with full service including text messaging, voice calling, and video chatting, send 500 SBD to have your posts edited, every day, at a maximum of 5 posts per day. For 1 year. (15 minutes voice/video calling per day allowed)

With my personal help VIA Discord or SKYPE, a face to face video call ensures that you are enjoying the absolute best service possible. You can call me literally ANYTIME, day or night. Whether I'm in the middle of eating dinner or dead asleep, I will stop eating or wake up, possibly make some coffee, then call you back, and guide you through each step as necessary for your post to be as perfect as it can possibly be.

Before anyone complains that the VIP and premium packages sound like a lot of money.

Trust me, I understand. But please consider:

Firstly, I'd ask you to imagine for a moment, the service I am actually offering, now seriously tell yourself you would want to be doing that. Being woken up, and interrupted, day or night, no matter what you're doing, every day. To then work on editing someone's steemit article.

(considering I have a life and I actually don't like being interrupted) I think it's a pretty fair deal.

I look forward to serving you and personally helping you succeed. Thank you for your support and taking the time to read this post.

-Eddie -@crystalhuman