I Saved Christmas - Termite Jam Round 66
Back at it with my shenanigans! In this installment I get tired of Santa screwing up and thus I myself become Santa. Things take a bad turn though...
Lyrics:
So, I chill on my roof bored, wait for Santa
The fat ass, crash lands breaks the antlers
Of Rudolph, do not stick it up his ass bruh
I just did, my gift’s a Limb Bizkit cd? Fuck Christmas
I’m keeping you hostage
You’re a creep let’s be honest
Saw you peeking at Marsha
My neighbour, as she was undressing
You had an increasing erection
Gave her G-strings for presents
Oh you genius you legend
I love ya I hate ya, can’t forget the antlers
At best I have to get ya dead it’s karma
Hire a choir then fire my 9mil an extravaganza
Of death perfection-resurrection I’m a necromancer
Then Christmas would become Halloween
Santa’s spirit drifting on the balcony
As he walks through walls and start pissing under the tree
Like a dog huh? Is that my gift? Is that my karma?
Now it’s on bruh, turn up the volume
I’ll take your soul too, Christmas will live on dude
I’ll take your job too! You’re a slob, you’re a tool
You better nod, better do as I say
When I talk it’s a rule
Talked to God, said it’s cool
Now you’re gone, I’m the new Santa
Never let you down
When I send presents to your house
Never entering like elephants
Get in elegantly effortless
Never my temporary residence
Like the previous bitch what a basket case
Expert like them assassins
Yes I barely make a sound
I even sound proof my shoes I’m that exclusive weirdo
Yet amazing found that
I’m a super hero my engine set at million reindeer power
Loopty loops with fumes and drew the eulogy of Rudolph, tears flow
Flied to Budapest in few seconds yet cruising tired
Even snoozing on autopilot I’m a bona fide bas ass
Defying laws of Newton all the time, it’s bananas why?
Forcing apples falling upwards paused in the air as I transform them
Into apple pies raining downwards, while them motherfucking Christmas carols
Playing in the background, you motherfuckers hear that sound?
“Ho, Ho, Ho, apple pies for all of you!”
I Wish you a Merry Christmas song…
Narrator:
Back in the North Pole, new Santa started drinking. He didn’t feel people appreciated him enough for saving Christmas and thus became everything he hated about old, old Santa.
Sing part: I just wanted you to thank me for saving Christmas
I just wanted you to thank me for saving the motherfuckin world!
From the bad, bad Santa, the bad, bad Santa tonight
Doo doo….
RIP Rudolph, my condolences to his reindeer family. Sad face
Hell of a carol!! Haha happy war on christmas etc!
Seems like I won the battle, but mentally lost the war. Thx man
Hey bro sent you an email regarding a collab, let me know if you got it. I'm on Discord as BurningZeal
Personally I think u got this one bruv!!! Everything about this is awesome, concept, flow, production. You fuckin rule dude!!!!!!!
Thx, it's all good dude, hope I don't come off as arrogant but my rap style is quite different so more conventional dope rappers like Willy G or whoever is bound to win more than me. It's easier on the ear and it's familiar.. If I'm being completely honest, I feel I should've won quite a few times more. Steemit's upvotes are proof of that, I barely have followers too since I don't have many posts. That's just me being honest, I should def switch it up and do normal slower flows too, I just view these jams as my experimental playground at times. It may also be that many people that judge my jams miss my dope, creative lines as I joke around a lot. I had more success in the Rondonson jams. I had to learn to put my ego on the side, so not winning teaches you a lot. So it's all good fam. At least Steemit gets me, so that win means more to me in a sense.
I love this bruv!
Glad you like it bro
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