I'll Show Him - Comedy Open Mic Round 14 Entry 1
So, I've had a crush on this girl. I really like her, she's funny and I think she gets me. She laughs at my jokes and tells me I have nice hair.
Well, imagine my surprise one day when I found out, she has a boyfriend. It doesn't matter anyway. I'll show him. She deserves a guy who can take her of her and protect her. She'll come to understand that.
I just have to find him and hammer that knowledge in until he realizes that he doesn't deserve her. She's too good for him.
And if that fails, I'm pretty good at bouncing back up, one of the perks of being athletic.
I nominate @choogirl and @meerkat to join #comedyopenmic in the next round.
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...hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed making them... :P
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How to Bring Out the Beast in Her
Let her go. If she comes back, let her go again.
Sounds like a boomerang.
Abort bro, you can try your "luck" with other species.
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