The things one must do for a reefer! - Lymmerik's Limerick Contest #420

in #poetry7 years ago

Greetings, steemers! Here we are again for another one of @Lymmerik's Limerick Contests! And this time around the subject of our poetic celebration is Marihuana, MJ, Weed, Pot, Mafafa, Maconha - The plant of many names, Cannabis.

Being such a fun subject, I had no option but to join the fray. Without further ado, The things one must do for a reefer!

I can't stand meeting up with dealers.

The places they pick aren't killer!

You go where they say,

Whenever they may.

The things one must do for a reefer!


I have two things to thank for the inspiration for this limerick: The THC in my brain and dealers who have no respect for my time!

I haven't met one that has any policy on, I don't know, not making your clients drive around in circles at 1:00 a.m. in the most violent city in the world, perhaps.

Can someone dispense me a dispensary?!

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@steemedchitty,
I know the feeling, 1 am? That's early! Lol
Thanks for the entry!
@Lymmerik

Whoa. Sounds like you've got some serious reefer troubles.

That takes me back. When I lived in Kansas, it was always hard to find cannabis as a young man. The safest thing to do was to drive around while getting high. Not anymore. Now, we do it right in the comfort of our living room.

I'm never going back to purchasing from black market dealers, now that I have access to multiple shops, even in my rural area. Hopefully, if we continue to get enough support for the legal industry, it will catch on all over the world.

Great limerick! There's a lot of entries so far in this week's contest. Awesome!

Yeah, with time, age and economic independence comes freedom. The freedom to smoke a phat blunt in the middle of your living room like it's nobody's problem, because it isn't.

I dream with the day I'll be able to calmly go to a dispensary, pick a strain I like and stock up for the week without having to keep an eye out for... less than friendly people. I think that step by step all weed lovers will manage to bring the gift of safe marihuana to the masses.

And yeah, it's been a great week for @lymmerik's Limerick Contest, and I couldn't be happier about it. I think the effort not only @lymmerik but also you have put into promoting it has greatly paid off!

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