I quit my job with a poem rolled into a scroll and tied with yarn. ...but forgot to put my name on it. STILL WORKED.
Stormed in like a madman (actually quite calmly) and told the asst. manager to please get this to the General Manager. "Tell em it's from @avesa", I said.
I walked out and never went back or heard from them again. That was 2 and a half years ago.
Here's what it looked like, but with thicker red yarn. I searched in the depths of my backups but alas, could not find a pic of the actual scroll. So I made a scale model. Just for you <3
I don't have much proof, but I found some.... A still seafood-crusted vest and a check presenter.
And my file browser dates? Maybe thats proof?
Without any further ado, here's my poem....
It’s been a pleasure being a part of the Pappadeaux crew.
There were many lessons learned, many friends earned too.
Now this day is upon us and I feel so blue.
Unfortunately it is time for me to move on, time for me to do what I’ve got to do.
For fear of causing disdain, I pass on my sorrowful plea in the form I think will cause the least pain.
This serving game isn’t for me. You see?
Too many people causing me misery.
Extracting my happiness like a fee.
And happy I shall be.
To the entire team I send my highest regards, I was only one ace in your deck of cards.
So shed no tear, have no fear.
Remember the good times filled with cheer.
Gratitude and respect I send with the upmost sincerity.
I’ll close with this to maintain brevity.
Stay strong my friends, ‘twill not be long before our paths cross ends once again.
If you enjoyed this, please check out some of my other posts!
Here's one where I talk about Lucid Dreaming. https://steemit.com/life/@avesa/journey-of-a-lucid-dreamer-1
Travel blog/vlog from Greece! https://steemit.com/travel/@avesa/adventures-of-a-goofy-brown-boy-greece
Ha! Imaginative and frign awesome way to get closure.
Thanks! I made a joke about it, and then thought "why not for real? Whatve i got to lose? This job."
this was just awesome!
Never giving 2 weeks notice again! From now on I use scrolls for every situation.
haha, they will not give you 2 weeks
Lmao. Not a chance
You a real Boss with much class. This was nice reading.
Aw, thanks! I may be a boss, but you're the CEO ;)
@the21plus
Hand in hand my friend <3
Now thats quitting with Style and class :)
Why thank you sir! *flicks monocle and tips hat *
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