STEEMIT OPEN MIC WEEK 48 🎵 My Self Esteem Song 🎸 Original Comedy Song

This is the song I play when I'm feeling like chewing gum stuck underneath of a truckstop diner.

Lyrics:

Don’t think I’m not serious because seriously I need this
This is my self esteem song to keep me feeling far from mediocre

My grandma says I’ve got such pretty eyes
Yeah I tend to believe her
And I think think that I’ve got a killer smile
I should I have I had braces for 5 years
And check this out
I’m really badass at guitar

Don’t think I’m not serious because seriously I need this
This is my self esteem song to keep me feeling far from mediocre

My mother claims that I’m so clever
Yeah I tend to believe her
And I would’ve wrote lyrics for the rest of this verse
But I couldn’t think of anything else to say

But still

I am effin awesome
I am so rad and bad

Scat time
Bum bum bum

Rap time
Hello my name is Lukey D and I’m please to meet ya
If I’d have washed my hands I’d use a handshake to greet ya
So where ya from? What’s your story?
Don’t worry I’ll give ya a second to speak
After I tell ya a bit more about me
You see I tried out for the color guard in high school
Got cut so I played baseball
If you’re making me a sandwich go easy on the mayonnaise

Yeah that’s right I’m not too fond of mayonnaise

But I am effin awesome
I am so rad and bad

Don’t think I wasn’t serious because seriously I needed that
This was my self esteem song to keep me feeling far from mediocre

Thank you so much if you took the time and effort to watch my video, read my lyrics, upvote my post and do my laundry. That's so awesome of you.

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