Ask A Stupid Question / Get A Dumb Answer Game !

in newbiegames •  3 months ago

In this game I want you to come up with a Stupid question and I and others will give you a Dumb answer.




A couple examples on how to play :



Question : What is 2 + 2 ?

My Answer : 22

Question : Is the sun hot ?

My Answer : No its a ball of ice that will give you freezer burn if you get too close.

Rules

  • Upvote this post
  • Place a dumb question in the comment section.
  • If you see a dumb question you want to answer then go ahead and hit reply under the question and give your best dumb answer.

Prizes :

  • 1 randomly selected participant who entered a dumb question will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.

  • 1 randomly selected participant who enters a dumb answer will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.

I will kick start things in the comment section with my own dumb question. I look forward to reading all your questions and your great wisdom with answering others questions :)

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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 97.67%. Estimated dollar amount of $1.16

Why do you prefer stupid questions ?

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It's not the question I prefer its the smart ass answer I get to give to those that ask stupid questions.

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That's a stupid-ass answer to a smart-ass question. :P

Do you agree to the terms and conditions?

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I always agree with the terms and conditions but I never read them.

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I do the same exact thing. That way if I ever end up in court, I can honestly say that I always agree to them because I can never install anything without doing so, and have no idea what they actually say. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse but ignorance of virtual contracts by mouse clicks is still not the same thing as a signature in my mind.

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That's actually a good point   : )

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Yes. Here are all my belongings, the keys to my car, the deed to my house, my ID, bank account number, and finally, my kidney, liver and right arm. Thank you. It has been a pleasure doing business with you.

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Answer to the wrong question? (:

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Nope! Right Question. Right Answer.

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Oh, LOL I thought you were replying to this (open it in a new tab).

I guess that the stupid answer was mine after all. Well that was the whole point of the game actually so it's fine! ; )

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Haha. Yes, indeedy-doo. Here is your medal.

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No need to, I have patented the terms and conditions

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Why is my knife fucking my spoon ?

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Obviously they are trying to make a little fork to complete the set.

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Or is your spoon fucking your knife?

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It's called “spooning” and it’s totally innocent!

Why is shit brown?

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Have you seen that new movie Constipated?
It's not come out yet.

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I've heard that it blows.

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I always thought it was because I liked to eat brownies and as the saying goes .. what goes in one end must come out the other.

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Why are you shitting on the colour brown? Shit comes in a wide array of colours.

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Why is there so much fat in chocolate?

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Because if chocolate contained broccoli no-one would eat it.

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I guess they had to put it somewhere

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That's very similar to what I told the ex-wife before she divorced me.

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Because Fat is in. That's why people claim to “Like big butts, and they cannot lie”, or their “hump" those “lovely lady lumps”. You know? the more “junk in the trunk”, the better.

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Because if it didn't have fat it would taste like 💩

What's the world record for the most bananas someone has stuck up their nose?

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I once asked the same question and was told I was being too nos(e)y. So sadly I don't have the answer.

Why does "ewetube" suck SOOO much???

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She's a good catholic girl ...

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😂🤣😁👍
NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

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Holy shit .. that had me roaring ...

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I spent many hours up at night wondering the same thing. Tossing and turning until one day I tracked down the answer. Adds .... so much Adds .... way too many adds..... Ewe .... Adds.

Is the 1998 Bruce Willis movie Armageddon based on a true story?

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Yes and No .... it's based on the future.

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Yes it is! The experts say Armageddon will happen -- 2020 AD. God bless you, Bruce Willis!

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No, it is based on the Def Leppard song, Armageddon It from 1987. See official and legal video posted on YouTube for reference and you will see the similarities. It is like that whole "Dark Side of the Rainbow" thing, where you play Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album at the same time as you start watching the The Wizard of Oz.

How do you eat a chewing gum?

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You put it between your toes and lick your own ears, while playing twister on a boat in a dried up lake. And you have to be watching Baywatch whith an an orange in one hand and an apple in the other. It also helps if your friends with a sloth and an alligator. But only if the sloth is faster then a cheetah and the alligator has to be friendly....such an obvious answer...I thought everyone knew how to eat chewing gum.😂🤣😁

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Congrats you are 1 of 2 winners of a 15 post resteem subscriptions. Winner post can be found below.

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YAAAAAAY!!!

thank you my dearest friend. I was just reading about this resteem service and how they were attacked by and whales. What a shitty deal to have your rep nuked because you do a better job at it then another guy.

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@johndoer123 is close but he forgot to mention that you also need to freeze some vodka to use as a shock absorber between the gum and your teeth.

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😁😂 Can't believe I left that step out.

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Hold the chewing gum in your hand and swallow.

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What color is an orange ?

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Green, white and furry when I leave them in the fridge too long

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I thought that meant they are ripe and ready to eat.

No wonder I always feel sick after eating one.

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“Orange” is between red and yellow.
It usually has wavelengths between 585–620 nm.
Hex code: #FFA500

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Here is a simple answer to a simple question.
Orange.
Orange you glad I just said Orange?

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Blue. Coz it's rhymless

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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

LOL. Great new contest. I had fun responding to everyones stupid questions.

Now, I ask you...

Why Rent Money? When you can Buy Money?!!

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This contest is turning out better then I imagined. Great questions and answers from everyone.

Buying money gets expensive. I was at the money store ( Bank ) the other day and they want $125 for every $100 they give me so I prefer to rent money instead.

you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 80.67%. Estimated dollar amount of $0.99

When can I expect @rentmoney to send me a Selenia Sky card?

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I am waiting on you to send me two Selenia Sky cards so I can gift one back to you.

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Here you go, my friend. I respectfully request you send mine to @onefatindian via the SteemMonsters.com website.

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Sorry our agreement is null and void due to you not completing your end of the agreement.

  • You were suppose to send me two Selenia Sky cards not one. I will respectfully keep the Selenia Sky image you gave me and you get nodda in return.

As always ... its a pleasure doing business with you.

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I should have read the terms & conditions better... :(

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when @rentmoney decides to buymoney instead.

Do you think Vegeta will ever realize that his level has also surpassed 9000?

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The spirits of the fallen race Saiyan has been trying to inform him of his achievement.

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If only they knew his communication was destroyed during the incident. Smh

Why earth is round?

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It's not round ... it's flat.

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Stand in one spot and spin a-round and a-round. The Earth is all a-round you.

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Here are the reasons why

The earth is round because :

  • I turned on the television, aircon, and fan
  • The refrigerator is freezing some water
  • someone bought a lollipop
  • I stepped on a foam
  • The color of the rainbow is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet
  • The remote control is wireless
  • The ice cream is in the cone
  • The ball is bouncing
  • The shape of the flower is round
  • the color of my short is blue
  • the color of my shirt is white
  • The can was opened using a can opener
  • the balloon went up the sky
  • the ice melt under the heat of the sun
  • the music is good
  • the metal is hard
  • I watch some commercials in the Television
  • the sky is clear
  • The fries are made from potatoes

What is the meaning of life?

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It is a Monty Python movie.

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Death .. .

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42 (I googled it)

What is the difference between a tree?

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The wood .. ..

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It's a secret

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With my eyes open .. .

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Sideways part of they night....the resto under my pillow ;)

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horizontally

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Smurfs aren't real, that's what the Tooth Fairy said anyway.

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That would depend on how you intend on cooking the Smurf.

Edit : I first read the question as.... If you Cook a smurf ... LOL !

A smurf can't be choked as they don't need to breath. That is the reasoning for them being blue in the first place.

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Hahaha, I think cook works too!

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Q: If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, where is @rentmoney from?

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The left side twix or the right side twix?

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I'm afraid you'll have to ask @rentmoney, I have never seen him naked

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It's probably bite size. They like to market it as "Fun Size" but let's be honest, you're definitely going to have more fun with a full size

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Giant Twix FTW !

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It is funny you should ask that and I don't normally tell people this as I try to keep my identity secret but in the fairness of this game I will tell you where I am from.

I was born on the planet Krypton, and as a baby was sent to Earth in a small spaceship by my scientist father Jor-El, moments before Krypton was destroyed in a natural cataclysm. My ship then landed in the American countryside, where I was discovered and adopted by a farming couple.

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It'll be a big help to you.

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Awesome .. I love getting mentioned in the Hit Parade :)

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