Ask A Stupid Question / Get A Dumb Answer Game !
In this game I want you to come up with a Stupid question and I and others will give you a Dumb answer.
A couple examples on how to play :
Question : What is 2 + 2 ?
My Answer : 22
Question : Is the sun hot ?
My Answer : No its a ball of ice that will give you freezer burn if you get too close.
Rules
- Upvote this post
- Place a dumb question in the comment section.
- If you see a dumb question you want to answer then go ahead and hit reply under the question and give your best dumb answer.
Prizes :
1 randomly selected participant who entered a dumb question will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.
1 randomly selected participant who enters a dumb answer will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.
I will kick start things in the comment section with my own dumb question. I look forward to reading all your questions and your great wisdom with answering others questions :)
Contest has ended !
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 97.67%. Estimated dollar amount of $1.16
Why do you prefer stupid questions ?
It's not the question I prefer its the smart ass answer I get to give to those that ask stupid questions.
That's a stupid-ass answer to a smart-ass question. :P
Do you agree to the terms and conditions?
I always agree with the terms and conditions but I never read them.
I do the same exact thing. That way if I ever end up in court, I can honestly say that I always agree to them because I can never install anything without doing so, and have no idea what they actually say. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse but ignorance of virtual contracts by mouse clicks is still not the same thing as a signature in my mind.
That's actually a good point : )
Yes. Here are all my belongings, the keys to my car, the deed to my house, my ID, bank account number, and finally, my kidney, liver and right arm. Thank you. It has been a pleasure doing business with you.
Answer to the wrong question? (:
Nope! Right Question. Right Answer.
Oh, LOL I thought you were replying to this (open it in a new tab).
I guess that the stupid answer was mine after all. Well that was the whole point of the game actually so it's fine! ; )
Haha. Yes, indeedy-doo. Here is your medal.
No need to, I have patented the terms and conditions
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Why is my knife fucking my spoon ?
Obviously they are trying to make a little fork to complete the set.
Or is your spoon fucking your knife?
It's called “spooning” and it’s totally innocent!
Why is shit brown?
Have you seen that new movie Constipated?
It's not come out yet.
I've heard that it blows.
I always thought it was because I liked to eat brownies and as the saying goes .. what goes in one end must come out the other.
Why are you shitting on the colour brown? Shit comes in a wide array of colours.
Why is there so much fat in chocolate?
Because if chocolate contained broccoli no-one would eat it.
Because if it didn't have fat it would taste like 💩
I guess they had to put it somewhere
That's very similar to what I told the ex-wife before she divorced me.
XD
Because Fat is in. That's why people claim to “Like big butts, and they cannot lie”, or their “hump" those “lovely lady lumps”. You know? the more “junk in the trunk”, the better.
What's the world record for the most bananas someone has stuck up their nose?
I once asked the same question and was told I was being too nos(e)y. So sadly I don't have the answer.
Why does "ewetube" suck SOOO much???
She's a good catholic girl ...
😂🤣😁👍
NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
Holy shit .. that had me roaring ...
I spent many hours up at night wondering the same thing. Tossing and turning until one day I tracked down the answer. Adds .... so much Adds .... way too many adds..... Ewe .... Adds.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/barjokes/smartassquestions.html
Smurfs aren't real, that's what the Tooth Fairy said anyway.
That would depend on how you intend on cooking the Smurf.
Edit : I first read the question as.... If you Cook a smurf ... LOL !
A smurf can't be choked as they don't need to breath. That is the reasoning for them being blue in the first place.
Hahaha, I think cook works too!
Purple, duh!
...how do you sleep?
With my eyes open .. .
Sideways part of they night....the resto under my pillow ;)
horizontally
...in pj's