A TOUCHING STORY... My entry into ComedyOpenMic Round 18 and Neoxian contest
Long ago in the 15BC, the people of Nigeriaceh wandered in the wilderness, in search of food for survival with no money or any means of livelihood.
On their journey of no destination, they came across an empty city where an evil Dragon lives. The dragon welcomed them into his city and promise to give them some amount of SBD for survival.
Question- Was there anything like SBD in 15BC???
Answer- Are you the one telling the story? were you there when it happened? Shut up and read.
As i was saying before i was interrupted by the question you were going to ask,
The dragon promised them all those on one condition.
That they will all abide by his rules, They wont speak any other language other than the city language, They wont post a less than 30mins in the post promotion channel...
Okay, i made a mistake... Its actually "A thousand conditions"....
Those that broke the rule, he ate them alive. Alongside with his Wizard @legendchew that purified some offenders or turning them to peanuts.
Until a brave warrior by name USAMAbinBombHead stepped up to and demanded democracy in the city, he also demanded that everybody should have freedom to speak any language they want. Then sent all the money they dragon gave him back to the dragon.
He Left the city in preparation for war... Some other brave idiots left with him while some cowards that choose to stay back and talk trash behind the dragon, well... they were eaten alive.
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The brave solder BinBombHead challenged the Dragon to duel, a fight till death at the holy mountain.
A place for Fair fight. Where no magic works, which means the Dragon wont be able to spill fire.
The Dragon accepted the fight in other defend his dignity, then flew to the holy Mountains while UsamaBinBombHead climbed on his hungry horse (that he has not given food for days because he dont have money) and rode to the battle arena where the Dragon was already waiting for him.
Source
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Feet sounds of the running horse
I have to write a page or 2, in order to win this Writing contest, so i have to write every detail about the story in order to come up with a page
As i was saying,
As BinBombHead was approaching the mountain, His horse stumbled upon a stone, threw him on the ground and died Immediately...
UsamaBinBombHead rushed back to his death horse and was touching it to wake up... He thought the horse just fainted, so he urinated on the horse but the horse did not wake up.
He touched the horse again but still no response, he kept on touching the horse forever...
The END
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What else are you still scrolling down to see? I told you it was a TOUCHING STORY and i also wrote THE END.
Must every story have a happy ending?
Oh... you wanna give me some upvote? you are welcome.
Cool story.
I like horses.
Long time man... I almost forgot how fun it is to participate in COM
Still have another entry for this round.
Glad you're back.
I have been really busy with stupids in life but i will make another entry as soon as possible
Very touching story, I mean with a lot of actual touching
Its literally a touching story.... The story should make a good bedtime story for children... Justsaying
I like your job... congratulations.
Awesome post. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. You have achieved that.
Wut, heh alright, thanks for your late entry. It was mildly amusing.
I am really happy that you love it... I will also write you a part two and add more TIGIDICKS
You should come check out the rest of the #comedyopenmic tag. Amusing is what we do.
You will win it. Haha.
Lol... You should help me tell the Dragon that... its like he thinks otherwise
Lol... You should help me
Tell the Dragon that... its like
He thinks otherwise
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lol is it touching or funny story i just wonder to see the reaction of @neoxian sir when he read this out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. well i enjoyed a lot while reading 🤣🤣🤣
I dont think he will react that much... A dragon cant laugh remb? This is the sweetest story you have read right?
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