+6000 Followers Extravaganza..!
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Damn, Looking at my account this morning to see that I've officially crossed over the 6000 followers milestone. Not going to lie, never in a million years I'd have such a large number of followers or the influence that comes with such a flock. Truly mind blowing.
By some great luck or sorcery it seems that I've grown a following 400% larger than the population of the degenerate farming community I grew up in.. Feels amazing.
KLYE: More Infectious Than the Plague!
When I first started here.. Things were different! Posts and folks were upper class, high standard and had a tendency to be "censored" ( of flagfucked, as I call it) if things were a bit controversial, pornographic or degenerate. Needless to say my own "tera-forming" started at this point.
My tool to begin shaping the community to accept low brow humour, titties and foul language..? Whale genital MS-paint art. Albeit slightly modified to not stick a bunch of dicks in peoples eyes.. But it came, was accepted, perhaps even celebrated.. and thus the "bar" or standard was dropped to realistic levels for the internet of today..
Now, somehow, through all of my crude postings, insane rantings, saucy comments and general asshattery a following of fans started.. Which still to this day blows my mind, the very fact people actually took the time to click a button to subject themselves to my off brand of posting is nothing short of a miracle, blessing or magical endowment... Every follower increases my e-peen like.. many long long... and may serve as proof that people like to keep things sleazy casual and fun.
I am NOT a Role Model.. Merely Proof ANY Moron Can Make "It"
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While some make the mistake of looking at ole KLYE as something to aspire to the truth of the matter is I'm about the last thing anyone should ever consider a role model.. One could list all of the reasons that I should be banned from influencing the folks of the interwub.. between the endless cannabis inhalation, complete lack of political correctness, foul as fuck language, terribad grammars and absolute lack of will to filter my thoughts it's safe to say I'm here to fortuitously "fuck shit up", incite rebellion and inevitably promote (or abuse) free speech for the betterment of STEEM kind.
The difference between myself and other users is simply this.. My brain damage from smoking pot from an early age coupled with toking away basically my entire 20's somehow ended up with my now completely warped mind, way of writing and crude art being taken as highly sought after entertainment, instead of the absolute asinine immature attempt at expression it was.
Not a super star writer, or illustrator for that matter, yet some how the combination of the "skills" I possess seems to be enough to have attracted 6000+ fans.. Ya'll make me feel like something more than a dick drawing weirdo.. I think this feeling is acceptance, and by the gods I wish I knew how to thank the community for making me feel like I'm part of something greater. <3
Go fourth unto the STEEM network, do what makes you happy, set goals, fail hitting them but never give up trying until you get to where you planned. If a dumbass like me can somehow become a dumbass with 6000 fans.. Imagine what you've the ability to achieve!
Return of the KLYE
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Sadly, with great ability to create, illustrate and entertain comes an equally great side of despair. Put bluntly I've never been the happiest person and while an honest attempt to keep myself from slipping into the shit filled gutter that is my own depression it's blatantly obvious to both myself and those who follow me I'm struggling the past little while.
Almost certain at least one of the readers of my blog will resonate with my sometimes overwhelming feeling of being trapped within the prison of their own minds.. It's downright incredible my potential and capacity to learn, just need to get over this supposed inability to accept my life as it is and see things to be happy about.. Which should be no problem in theory, given the incredible amount of love, support, learning and community backing that's around me.
I've no real good reason to feel as down as I have.. And I know this, just waiting for my brain chemistry to catch up and actualize this with brain juices... Such is the beast I deal with in being KLYE. The ups and downs are what give me the wonderful, unique and essentially insane ways of expression that you, my 6000+ loyal followers seem to enjoy.
End of the day I've been blessed to have found this network, it's people and been given the hope of a future far better than the hobo bastard I once existed as. Come so far, still so far to go, even if I'm a depressed bastard a lot of the time I'll push through it, because really, when I boil it down to where my emotional support, passion and dreams converge it's the network we sit on now.
Thank you for letting me be me, without harsh judgement, ridicule or shame.
And now for what you all clicked on this post to see...
Massive Veiny Whale Dongs!
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Haha interesting piece of artwork there at the bottom.
I don't think I ever laughed this much reading something on the internet.
From flagfucked to dick drawing weirdo the whole post is brilliant and hilarious!
Hahaha!
I've seen countless of these list on 4chan and even here directly on Steem.
You're so funny! As for your harsher stuff you're going through never forget what we have talked about. I'll leave this here.
It might seems a bit far fetch but I feel like it would be totally worth it for you if you can push yourself to got through the whole process. Take care my friend!
I've resteemed your awesome post! The drawings are priceless!
https://steemit.com/health/@gardenofeden/must-read-before-your-next-dentist-visit-is-your-dentist-poisoning-you#@teamsteem/re-gardenofeden-must-read-before-your-next-dentist-visit-is-your-dentist-poisoning-you-20170731t050751445z
https://steemit.com/health/@gardenofeden/on-safe-removal-or-replacement-of-amalgam-fillings#@teamsteem/re-gardenofeden-on-safe-removal-or-replacement-of-amalgam-fillings-20170804t072605742z
....and, m er thanks for the resteem @teamsteem. Not quite sure what got me to read it .....Oh! It was nsfw, i was like ehh i am feeing brave. Oh! What's that? A joint. Meh, i can handle that.
This Steem thing has sure influenced my thought process and well yeah. Lots if entertainment THAT's for sure!!
Thanks @klye for that 😁 big ol'whale dick. And, congrats on the 6000 milestone.
Here's to many many many more years of steeming to come new friends
💖💜💙💚💛❤
Anyone who thanks me for defiling their eyes with MS-paint whale boners is a friend of mine. XD
Fug @kyle i get the feeling you are a gem of a guy. That's some crazy art 🤹♀️🏳️🌈
Thank-you for the upvote!! Looking forward to getting to know you 🐱💖
Hahahahahsh... @teamsteam sir, I found myself in a similar situation reading this post. I literally laughed out loudly. Very funny and unassuming post.
Greatful for your support so far.
@eurogee of @euronation community
You sir are one of my favourite fellow canuck Steemsters.. Thank you so much for your ongoing support, mad love and telling me how it is. Appreciate you. :)
We are all from Canuckland!! 🎉
aww Kyle! Thank you for sharing your story... we all go through ups and downs... feel confused, happy, and pain. I'm glad Steemit has brought so much love and support to you. I feel the same! :)
BTW... I couldn't help but laugh when I saw ""What's your secret?"... "Pot." HAHAHA great answer.
Just so you know, your crazy brain makes these crazy pictures, and they always make me smile. So thanks for bringing me so much laughter in my life.
Keep it up Kyle!
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This is merely a chapter or paragraph! The ups and downs I experience are classified as extreme, I guess in a sence that's better than having merely mediocre swings.. XD
The secret is pot and persistence I guess. Having support for your vulgar displays of self also help.
Cheers lovely, thank you for the feedback.. Honestly if it was jsut me sitting here laughing at my own insanity it wouldn't be nearly as fun. :)
Hehehe all I can say is you have a vibrant and colorful life! :) ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@kyle, am glad to be part of the 6000+ followers and making you feel this good.
I love this words of yours but am very sure you're not a dumbass. I'll keep trying till I hit there.
Nice post and words of encouragement.
Congratulations @kyle on your milestone reach..
I don't really see it surprising, cause I know you are one of the best steemian I've ever met.
You are infectious and anyone who comes in contact with you will be infected by the "@kyle Virus". The astonishing thing about you is your " Realness ""which is rear quality to find in a person, you might not be a super star writer, or illustrator but you are a hell of a "Great Steemian" I know.
I'm so excited to be part of your 6k followers.
Congratulations ones again..!!
Congratulations!
<3
Congratulations on 6K followers, glad to be following and I always enjoy your posts (artwork). Keep steeming
I saw this, saw you were also Canadian, read it and you made me almost fall out of my chair bro! WEEEEE!
Canadians are an odd lot. My brain is probably half frozen from this winter.
Love the art dude. 6165 followers when I type. Will be 6666 soon :O
This will be another celebration!
Congratulations @klye.....I d hope we're going to pop some champagne for this...
More of a whiskey and chicken wings type fellow.. The bubbly never did it for me. :P