Damn, Looking at my account this morning to see that I've officially crossed over the 6000 followers milestone. Not going to lie, never in a million years I'd have such a large number of followers or the influence that comes with such a flock. Truly mind blowing.

By some great luck or sorcery it seems that I've grown a following 400% larger than the population of the degenerate farming community I grew up in.. Feels amazing.

Almost surreal at times would be along the lines, like... whut

KLYE: More Infectious Than the Plague!

When I first started here.. Things were different! Posts and folks were upper class, high standard and had a tendency to be "censored" ( of flagfucked, as I call it) if things were a bit controversial, pornographic or degenerate. Needless to say my own "tera-forming" started at this point.

My tool to begin shaping the community to accept low brow humour, titties and foul language..? Whale genital MS-paint art. Albeit slightly modified to not stick a bunch of dicks in peoples eyes.. But it came, was accepted, perhaps even celebrated.. and thus the "bar" or standard was dropped to realistic levels for the internet of today..

_{( Or so I like to think.. Perhaps I'm embellishing the effect I had here, who knows.. XD )}

Now, somehow, through all of my crude postings, insane rantings, saucy comments and general asshattery a following of fans started.. Which still to this day blows my mind, the very fact people actually took the time to click a button to subject themselves to my off brand of posting is nothing short of a miracle, blessing or magical endowment... Every follower increases my e-peen like.. many long long... and may serve as proof that people like to keep things sleazy casual and fun.

I am NOT a Role Model.. Merely Proof ANY Moron Can Make "It"

While some make the mistake of looking at ole KLYE as something to aspire to the truth of the matter is I'm about the last thing anyone should ever consider a role model.. One could list all of the reasons that I should be banned from influencing the folks of the interwub.. between the endless cannabis inhalation, complete lack of political correctness, foul as fuck language, terribad grammars and absolute lack of will to filter my thoughts it's safe to say I'm here to fortuitously "fuck shit up", incite rebellion and inevitably promote (or abuse) free speech for the betterment of STEEM kind.

People often ask "What's your secret?" or "How did you get such a following?"...

No idea really! Dedication and Unique Content..? Fuck if I know./ But I do know one thing (maybe)

The difference between myself and other users is simply this.. My brain damage from smoking pot from an early age coupled with toking away basically my entire 20's somehow ended up with my now completely warped mind, way of writing and crude art being taken as highly sought after entertainment, instead of the absolute asinine immature attempt at expression it was.

Not a super star writer, or illustrator for that matter, yet some how the combination of the "skills" I possess seems to be enough to have attracted 6000+ fans.. Ya'll make me feel like something more than a dick drawing weirdo.. I think this feeling is acceptance, and by the gods I wish I knew how to thank the community for making me feel like I'm part of something greater. <3

Go fourth unto the STEEM network, do what makes you happy, set goals, fail hitting them but never give up trying until you get to where you planned. If a dumbass like me can somehow become a dumbass with 6000 fans.. Imagine what you've the ability to achieve!

Return of the KLYE

Sadly, with great ability to create, illustrate and entertain comes an equally great side of despair. Put bluntly I've never been the happiest person and while an honest attempt to keep myself from slipping into the shit filled gutter that is my own depression it's blatantly obvious to both myself and those who follow me I'm struggling the past little while.

Almost certain at least one of the readers of my blog will resonate with my sometimes overwhelming feeling of being trapped within the prison of their own minds.. It's downright incredible my potential and capacity to learn, just need to get over this supposed inability to accept my life as it is and see things to be happy about.. Which should be no problem in theory, given the incredible amount of love, support, learning and community backing that's around me.

I've no real good reason to feel as down as I have.. And I know this, just waiting for my brain chemistry to catch up and actualize this with brain juices... Such is the beast I deal with in being KLYE. The ups and downs are what give me the wonderful, unique and essentially insane ways of expression that you, my 6000+ loyal followers seem to enjoy.

End of the day I've been blessed to have found this network, it's people and been given the hope of a future far better than the hobo bastard I once existed as. Come so far, still so far to go, even if I'm a depressed bastard a lot of the time I'll push through it, because really, when I boil it down to where my emotional support, passion and dreams converge it's the network we sit on now.

Ya'll are my lovers, friends, family and squad.
Thank you for letting me be me, without harsh judgement, ridicule or shame.
 
And now for what you all clicked on this post to see...

Massive Veiny Whale Dongs!

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	VOTE KLYE