The Stuff and Things I Don't Know About That Plus A Few Things I Do Know and Now These Words For Good Measure
Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy
What glorious display of nice morning wonderfulness on this day.
Time to take an outside step.
The chirps are birding and the shining is sun. If only I could share this with everyone.
But it's mine! All mine! Like a vein of gold in the tunnel of time dug by the man with a pickaxe strapped to his spine. Looking forward to all that is my lucky last dime on this here mountain I intend to climb.
Whatever that means.
Did you plant your beans?
Those tokens, are you buying?
Those profits, multiplying.
The competition's spying.
Some said this place was dying,
but they were all just crying.
We sit here and we're trying.
"It's easy!" That's me lying.
My posts, that's me supplying
the most electrifying
words since they're all relying
on us to send this flying
on up to that blue sky thing
and hit the moon implying
we got this shit and vying
to hang the rest out drying.
I wanted to be creative.
To show I'm appreciative.
Of this new cooperative.
Love being innovative.
But everyone knows how I live.
There's some kind of creative contest going on:
https://www.creativecoin.xyz/creativecoin/@isaria/creative-coin-contest-week-1-500-creative-coin-prize
But every time I try to make a creative post like this:
It just ends up being one big piece of shit.
So I doubt I'll win!
But that's okay because I feel like a real winner anyway for helping spread the word.
Have you staked your CCC tokens? Did you get some? Did you trade for some?
You don't need to be creative in order to benefit. I see a lot of folks out there ditching these tokens, assuming since they're not creative, they won't be able to ever make money. There's a little thing called curation rewards though. That knowledge seems to be flying over a few heads. You don't need to be creative. All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the show, all while earning your piece of the pie for supporting what you like.
Remember how excited you were when I wrote You There! How Would You Like To Get Paid To Read My Shit!
You don't need to be The Best Content Producer in the World in order to be a valuable and contributing member to any one of these many new tribes available on the Steem blockchain. Invested content consumers are just as, if not more important than content producers when it comes to the health of these tribes.
It's okay to just sit back, have fun, and get paid for pushing the vote button.
All of these artists, entertainers, musicians; they want a packed house. They want to see you sitting in those seats, enjoying the show.
One of Steemit's main problems is the fact there are not enough invested content consumers. There's no point in repeating history.
Something to think about.
The CreativeCoin project is really interesting for me as I know I cannot really create that type of content but look forward to seeing more of it to consume. I think more communities or tribes to bring people with similar interests will actually do good for the ecosystem.
I think it's great to have it all in one place. If someone wants to be entertained, they won't have to become frustrated looking for it.
The skull ocean - one eye the sun, one eye a cloud, a sailboat nose, and a wave smile. No, that isn't it. Your name is messing with my game tonight. Let's start again:
A lady with big feet that walks on water. Her light touches everything, but shadows watch her. Fire comes out of the water, but she pays it no mind - too bright for things like that to hurt her.
I'll just say: The image is only suitable for a shit post.
I was confused by the turd. But then, I'm easily confused...
You have pretty good rhyme-fu! :-)
Most of this wasn't meant to be anything other than confusing. Let's just call it an experiment.
You are going to get paid because I scrolled through that long ass chain of shit to get here.
I hope you at least enjoyed my shit.
All the way down.
Good to the last plop.
Duuuuuuuuuude!!!I didn't see that coming!!!What are youuuu!LMAO
The Magic Man.
Sob I didn't get none. But I have orders in to buy some! Until then I can stake what I earn and admire big long hangy shits with cats!
I got most of mine for half of what they're worth today. Didn't feel like sleeping on that one. Still cheap though. I'll probably put a few more orders in when the time is right.
And yes, the cat. I thought I should add a full-sized pussy for size comparison.
Figured Monday would be half dead so... shit post it is!
HEhe, it takes experience to know how to shit post properly!
I wish I had seen it earlier actually. Still, I might get some cheap orders, dips happen!
A proper shit post is an art form in itself. Often misunderstood. I thought linking myself to 'greatest in the world' would add a nice touch of irony. I wonder if people still take everything seriously here? Oh god, I hope not.
Oh but they do!! It's astonishing how serious it can all be here. It's an endless source of amusement to me :0)
I think I should have taken the day off.
I also enjoyed the massive shit scroll because:
p.s. I hoped there would be a jar or 20 at the foot of the turd.
That's the spirit!
...and they don't make jars that big. Not even custom made, special order stuff.
Somebody made a glass tuba, but failed?
I think so. Couldn't get a note out of it but look at the capacity!
Just keep blowing. Something will come out eventually.
Did that tiny kitty make that big poopy?????
Impressive!
So true about curation. I have STEM staked just for the purposes of curation since I'm only a music geek and not a math geek.
And thanks for sharing the link to the contest thingy yay!
Kitty has been busy digging all day. Still not covered.
I staked it all. I can enjoy some of that STEM stuff, might even write my own STEM post soon. I just hope they can tolerate humor mixed in. I like variety. That's another reason why I think CCC should do well. Having a variety of entertainment is ideal, rather than just writing or only music. Makes a lot of sense to create an entertainment hub.
I hope this drove more eyes to the contest. I don't normally enter contests any more but I do try to get around and vote for entries, when I can.
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