Have a nice and lovely day.

in #jokes6 years ago

Hello Steemiants!!!,

how are you?

I have been here for a while and not been an activist person.
so I thought to my self, why not start a fresh start?!?!?!?
why not?!?!?!?
why not?!?!?!
HAHA LOL

so to make a fresh start, here is a few jokes that I found funny for me, hope you as well.

First one:

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"

Second:

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”

“Oh is she an alcoholic?”

“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

Third:

Doctor: “Do you do sports?”

Patient: “Does sex count?”

Doctor: “Yes.”

Patient: “Then no.”

hope you enjoyed it.

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