My First Pun Ever - (and it was kinda fun) ;)

in #jokes7 years ago (edited)

I am writing this post to bring some attention to a few of the awesome people out in steemville "giving away" free money to people who simply make an effort. I have never ever written a "pun" before, and frankly I'm still not sure if I even really did this time either. hehehe

I'll be brief, I promise :)

I heard about the contest because @danielsaori invited me to play. He gives away money by highlighting another author's post each week and encourages them to comment and enter their answers in 2 places. (the featured blog and his blog)... Same answer, 2 entries and you can win prizes in both places... Pretty cool huh?

Well the post he picked this week was from @improv and it was a challenge to write a pun about Martin Luther Day. For those that don't know what a pun is (a novice like me) here is the definition:

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings

I said what the heck, I'll give it a try...

So I entered and here is my answer...

I hear Bernie Madoff (who was a big Martin Luther King fan)

only got caught because he was trying to recite MLK's words at a charity event

and had a Freudian slip "I have a SCHEME".

So yes that was bad... I know, so you don't have to remind me lol... but I'm telling you this so that you too can go get a chance at some free fun, and maybe even some free money. (as a bonus you also can see some pretty funny people and their answers)

So go to BOTH LINKS and enter the same answer... Its easy and you can do it

Click here for

This is Punday Monday 29. Rejoice

And then copy and paste the answer again here

Steemit Comment Challenge #14 - $20SBD Giveaway

And have some fun... you have 3 days left to enter, by why wait!

ps... make sure to thank @danielsaori and @improv for spreading a little fun and wealth

Good luck :)

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This is the best post on Steemit. I gave you a vote now, ya heard?

hahaha... I see that, thank you @eatsrewards... It seems like me and you have the same taste (bad)... lol

Thanks for the upvote, but even better thanks for the nomination of best post on Steemit LOL

ps if I win award, I will thank you for my success for sure ;)

I have a scheme!!!! Well if you think thats bad, Dave...for me it was funny! You deserve to win hands down.

Me? I pun a lot, mostly unconsciously which is kinda ironic because the blog I write on here is mostly about BEING conscious!! About how connected we all are, not voodoo woo woo (see? there I go!) but how at the deeper levels ALL things are inextricably woven together...yes, even when we aren't aware of it.

Wishing you well, offering an uplift (upvote is such a clumsy word don't you think?) and following so I can learn more from you.

All good wishes for 2018
In peace, Lily ⭐️

Hi Lily, :) I'm glad you liked my sense of humor... Its nice to meet you on here and I'm following you too now. That's how we make connections, just like you did by jumping in with your terrific personality. I'm "up"voting you just because you were sincere and friendly (not because you think I'm funny) lol ;)

Aww Dave, thats some nice commenting you did right there...thank you!

Yes, I know of only one way to be...and that is indeed sincere....and all one can ever be, if you value truth and honesty...is yourself! Warts, quirks, weirdness and all, and yes, I am talking entirely for myself here!!! 😊

Sincere is one of those strange words that is in daily use, usually at the end of boring formal letters for example, but did you know it actually means "without wax"?

No? Perhaps I should explain. It comes from the days of ancient Rome where marble statues cost an arm and a leg (in Venus de Milo's case...quite literally!!!😊😊😊)

So the unscrupulous statue dealer would fill in the little cracks and chips with wax...making the statue less valuable and "tainted." Often the unwary buyer of such a statue would get home, plunk it in their courtyard and after admiring it, they'd go inside for a bacchanalian feast, or a cuppa, or whatever! Only to find, hours later, a puddle of wax, melted in the hot Roman sunshine, and a statue without arms, or a head and legs!! Very distressing... and hence the term sin (without) cere (wax) = sincere. And this is the real resaon we still use the term "yours sincerely" to this very day!

Odd we should still use that term when most people don't even know the true origins of its usage.

Its a funny old world isn't it? Have a lovely steeming weekend!
Yours without wax,
Lily ⭐️

omgosh that is super interesting. Make it a post, seriously. Just add some pictures and to help create the imagine and wallah you have yourself a great blog post... If you ever want to get access to free pics click here on unsplash.com... search for a topic and make sure you put a source underneath it

PS following you right back, Dave!

And make sure you come tell me when you do so that I can resteem it for you ;)

Wow, Dave what an inspired idea! I have literally got trivia like that falling out of my ears...years of stored data that no-one ever thinks about or even considers...I'm just weird that way and soak up bonkers facts and stuff like a sponge and its probably, after 50+ years of living, got to saturation point!

So thanks muchly for the suggestion...you're right its probably time I squeezed that sponge and it'll be interesting to see what comes out!!!

Thanks, again Dave for ALL your helpful thoughts and suggestions...its really kind of you!

Thank you VERY much...I will go now and wax lyrical 😊😊😊and let you know when its sincerely done!!

You got a 1.84% upvote from @allaz courtesy of @davemccoy!

Hello Dave , i just think of you 😃😃have a nice day, good post as usual

Hi @doinita, that's nice :) ... I am always happy to hear from you so don't be shy!!! and thanks and you keep growing too, that's awesome!

Thank God you know its bad

lol... I do ... so no worries ;)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm kinda silly sometimes huh? lol

It was hysterical. It's kept me giggling all night. Lol

I guess that means we have the same sense of humor, who would've thought? lol ;)

😂😂😂 good post sir hats off to you . Really you are amazing

Hey Annie, always good to see you :) ... I have been wondering how you are doing, and now I see you are doing great! That's really good, keep it going...

I don't know if you have seen all the different contests they have for answering questions, but if you don't know about them let me know... I think you would be good in them because you are genuine. :)

And ps... remember I'm you classmate, so its Dave to you ;)

thank you dave either we are classmate but you are very genius and you got success very soon on steemit ahaahhaah . actually my degree of MSC is going to be complete thats why i m little upset for my study due to this reason i do not proper concentrate on steemit . please guide me some better contest and give me some instructions i m very lazy on and back on steemit

Annie, I'm glad you are getting your degree and that is way more important than anything here on steemit (for at least now). You will have time to put proper focus on steemit as you progress in your life. I will continue to help you because you are my classmate here and I like you :)

As far as the games, there are some that are very easy to do and don't take a lot of your time. I will point them out from time to time because you have now asked.

I know of one right now that you can enter that is actually counted twice because 2 users are supporting the answer. This is the link explaining it...

So go to BOTH LINKS and enter the same answer... Its easy and you can do it

Click here for

This is Punday Monday 29. Rejoice

And then copy and paste the answer again here

Steemit Comment Challenge #14 - $20SBD Giveaway

This is open for another day I think, so give it a shot... And I will send you more as I see them. Good luck on school and always nice to talk to you Annie :)

Good one Dave 😀

thanks Michiel... I like it when someone else shares my bad humor ;)

You got a 56.98% upvote from @steembloggers courtesy of @davemccoy!

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