Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem - Prize For Best Joke And Worst Joke Too ;)

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Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem

All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 2887 followers!

SBD prizes added for Best joke and Worst joke!

I'm adding sbd prizes, I will give $0.20 sbd to the best joke and $0.10 sbd to the worst joke. So good or bad, just be the best! ;)

No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!

The Rules

#1 Tell a joke

#2 Drop you link into the comment box

Example of a valid entry

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

My post to resteem:

https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest

That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!

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I will get to the winner announcement tomorrow... I appreciate everyone's interest and this was a terrific game with lots of very funny jokes and great ressteems too! Thank you all :)

you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 91.75%. Estimated dollar amount of $5.25

Starting with some of my redneck buddy jokes ;)

What do you get when you have 21 rednecks in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

Here's a good resteem:

https://steemit.com/life/@beeyou/weekends-are-days-for-running-errands

The force is with you! You got a 32.05% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!

Here's another one, funny!

What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the butt and tell her to get back to work.

And here's the post to resteem! :)

https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@newbiegames/newbiegames-featured-games-and-contests-for-week-22-play-and-win

Definitely resteemed for you... Good cause and funny joke too!

The force is with you! You got a 20.47% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!

lol... funny ... you always have the simple but funny ones!

Why was the cat sitting on your computer?

To keep an eye to the mouse.
meoowww🐈

lol... very good @sweetcha! :)

What is written on a dentist’s grave?

He’s filling his last cavity.

https://steemit.com/resteem/@la2410/free-resteem-and-upvote-service-to-590-followers

lol.... this is also both good and bad... congrats, you will be up for both awards ;) ... And resteemed :)

What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?

Answer : A depresso

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lol... that one could be in both the good and the bad joke category! good one! And resteemed ;)

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

My post to resteem:

https://steemit.com/blogs/@qtoptips/22-tips-to-get-more-traffic-to-your-blog-or-steemit-post

Thank you so much.

lol... good one and happy to resteem for you @qtoptips!

you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 94.02%. Estimated dollar amount of $4.18

If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while - They're usually 90 degrees. XD

https://steemit.com/travel/@gaottantacinque/sheffield-uk-photogallery

lol.. good one a little math humor is always funny! And happily resteemed for you too :)

Thank you so much for playing again! :)

You got a 3.07% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @ilovepoorpeople!

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