Introducing myself [GONE SEXUAL! no not really]

So this is it.

I finally joined steemit after what felt like weeks of motivational invites (straining nerves) from a friend (@zeroooc), who recently also joined.
"Dude, I'm tired of any other form of social media. I don't have time and or patience to start from scratch. The algorithms are everywhere, it's the same like - like - everywhere!", I wrote him.
"At least just introduce yourself. Honestly", he patiently replied implying this experience would lecture me otherwise.

So here I am (BRINGT IT ON, STEEMIT! :> ) sitting in Vienna, on my laptop, writing somewhat of a description of my life.

My name is Mascha. I am 25 years old. I work fulltime as a video producer and I try to break free from routine as often as I can.
Being an entitled millenial is hard, especially when you're actually not ( but are being labeled as such constantly ). In German I use lots of cringy phrases and/or words like "lol" or "omg", so I guess calling myself "sn0wfl4ke" here isn't too far off.
I am very much into everything. No joke. I can obsess over various activities, mostly artsy fartsy stuff (music, music videos, photography, editing, drawing, painting, sewing, singing, knitting, trying to write an opera about the cheese stand in our district, whatever) for hours. Sometimes it turns out to be bullshit and sometimes I get to surprise others by tiny little creative outbreaks and sweeten their day. Which honestly makes me very happy.

The only problem is: I've got way too many hobbies. Help.

There seems to be no real "red thread", no common string to what I do in my spare time whatsoever.

I'll try to examplify that:
Once I decided that I would become a photographer for a week and got my first "job" from a start-up from friends of mine.

They were all like: "We totally need a new form of social media. But like with marketing tools. And online-shops."
Me: "So... Like etsy or something?"
Them: "Yeah, but like more social. Oh and the main focus should be on handmade products."
Me: "But why should people use it?"
Them: "Duh it's gonna be so amazing people will have to use it! Anyway, it must be inspiring as fuck!"
Me: "Whoo, okay. Inspiring as fuck. Okay."
Them: "Yes and we also want a photo series for the landing page. Make it about uniqueness but also not. You know?"

Totes. Now you understand why I am being so cynical about social media, right?
I shot these photos in 2 days, organized several artists to participate in my first photo series for a social media start-up, that would never even launch, all that while working at another job. It turned out pretty good.

Unfortunately I hadn't had the chance to do anything with it otherwise than upload it on tumblr or facebook.
Maybe you guys enjoy that kind of stuff :>

Moving on: I once decided that I wanted to apply for the Viennese Film Academy and choose (for the "free montage exercise") to edit twerking butts to a very classic-epic sounding music they had chosen for the application.
Turns out, twerking butts and classical music work together just fine.

I sometimes take pictures of my stunningly beautiful friends. (do you ever feel? like a plastic bag? well, standing next to my female friends, surely)

And I have a somewhat eccentric ego, that overdramatizes lots of things by getting rid of all the saturation, leaving just silhouettes and dramatic black and white. Also, alcohol, cigarettes and singing Nancy Sinatra Songs:

I understand that there are lots of people doing the same things and that my approach is in no way special. This is why I've wisely chosen to call myself "sn0wfl4ke" only, without the "special". To indicate, that I am painfully self-reflected and aware of that.
But what I honestly yearn to find is a place, where I can shitpost stuff like that and maybe get some more exposure or recognition or whatever. It just makes me sad to watch posts disappear in my timeline forever.
So: Posting older and newer creative shizzle on here.

Don't expect anything, but also like everything.

Sincerely yours,
sn0wfl4ke

P.S.: Sorry about grammar / in case I misspelled anything.