Me Myself and Robbie

Me Myself and Robbie.

I have received many questions about Robbie, hundreds have phoned in and thousands have sent mails asking for info so we have decided to answer a few of them while we have a few seconds to spare.

Robbie and I go back a long long time, some people say too long, most people cannot remember a time when there was no Robbie, others just wish there never was, many think Robbie is a figment of Emmett's imagination, a few think Robbie is more Emmett then Emmett is Robbie, others think Emmett has at least one screw loose,a few think several, his workmates are convinced he is one sandwich short of a packed lunch, his X husband is convinced he’s an escaped mental patient who has managed to evade capture for 40 years, two or three think Robbie/Emmett should have the voltage turned up, a few more think his dosage should be increased, his friends think he's just plain nuts but fun to be around for one never knows what will happen as anything can and usually does, his sister does not really care as long as the nice Robbie shows up each day for breakfast, juice and sandwich. The 3 meals served daily at 11 am 6 pm and 9 pm.

But Robbie is not your average retard in fact many think of him and call him RETREAD as they are embarrassed or just plain shocked to use this correct name RETARD.

Robbie is Robbie the retardest retard in four counties and as plain a retard, you are ever likely to meet.
If I was charging a Euro for every time I was asked about Robbie I'd have 228,1255 Euros now.

So many people ask questions, some really weird people ask the strangest questions like, who is he, what is he, where did he come from, where is he going to, is he taking passengers, prisoners, are stowaways a possibility, Who cuts his hair, what does he eat, does he drink, where does he sleep, can he use the toilet, does he like children, animals, LLF's, can he talk, walk, read, play chess, what language does he speak, can he cook, can he fuck, can he play musical chairs, why does he have two left feet, why does he wear the same clothes everyday, does he like rice cakes, does he like boys, does he like girls, does he play ping pong.

The only person who really knows where Robbie came from is Robbie and he ain't telling unless he’s paid 1 Steem Dollar to his Steem account within the next 5 seconds.

Robbie ain't spilling the beans but Emmett is.

Q. Where did Robbie come from.
A. Well, We have John Wyndham to blame.

Q. Who is he
Robert Giovanni Retard

Q. what is he,
He’s a professional Retard

Q. where did he come from,
Not worked that one out yet.

Q. where is he going to,
No travel plans. Too busy sorting the world's problems.

Q. is he taking passengers,
Yes, all are welcome.

Q. prisoners,
We are all prisoners just most of us do not know it.

Q.Are stowaways a possibility,
Stowaways can be catered for.

Q. Who cuts his hair,
No one, it’s all natural

Q.what does he eat,
He is a vegan, so mostly eats shoots and leaves.

Q. does he drink,
Water, green tea, coffee and Kombucha

Q. where does he sleep,
He doesen’t. No sleeep required.

Q. can he use the toilet,
He can and does

Q. does he like children,
no , children are noise boxes

Q. animals,
Very fond of all animals

Q. LLF's,
He has no time for lower life forms.

Q. can he talk,
Yes, speaks all languages

Q. walk,
Of course.

Q. Read,
Non stop

Q. play chess,
A master

Q. what language does he speak,
All known and unknown languages

Q. can he cook,
I believe so but have not seen it myself.

Q. can he fuck,
I believe so but have not seen it myself.

Q. can he play musical chairs,
He says he invented it.

Q. why does he have two left feet,
He never noticed before now

Q. why does he wear the same clothes everyday,
They are same same but different.

Q. does he like rice cakes,
Not tried yet but very willing- please send some.

Q. does he like boys
He likes boys but is now vegan

Q. does he like girls,
He likes girls but is now vegan

Q. does he play ping pong.
Yes, but prefers pong ping

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