Hello Mathew,
Welcome to steemit
First of all, I admire your humor """i dont even think anyone will be able to read this"" this made me laugh.
welcome to steemit once more, we are glad you joined our community. steemit is not just about money, its about building relationships with other users, your attitude, dedication passion and enthusiasm should drive you into producing great contents, i can see you are good at expressing yourself and you like to travel. Well you are on the right platform, here you can express yourself adequately by posting pictures and content.
Feel free to link up with communities at your disposal
Minnow Support Project
Minnow University
Minnows Accelerator Project
Here are a few tips, i hope it helps

1. I recommend that you familiarize yourself with the faqs
2. Always keep your password safe and secure
3. Never steal a content from somewhere else
4. Always be yourself, work diligently, with dedication, and passion
5. Always use the necessary tags when posting
6. Comment adequately and find a mentor for adequate mentoring
7. Here is an epic list of resources at your disposal
   Absolute Beginner's Guide to Steem
   A Minnows Guide to Steemit
   Steem Web Resources: Tools, Apps, Communities, etc