10 Good Reasons to Have a Sex Change -- with Challenge

in #humour • 7 years ago

5 Good Reasons for Women to Have a Sex Change

1: You will finally get that job you've been after.

2: No more cramps.

3: You won't need to be pregnant to have Chunky Monkey ice cream.

4: You'll be able to pee almost anywhere.

5: Harold from Accounts will stop groping you.

5 Good Reasons for Men to Have a Sex Change

1: You will finally get that job you've been after.

2: You'll be excused irrational behaviour every month.

3: Someone else will do all the heavy lifting.

4: (The older you get the more relevant this becomes.) You will no longer pinch your scrotum as you slide to the edge of the bed.

5: Harold from Accounts will start groping you.

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     7 years ago 

    Funny post indeed :D
    Here' some more:
    For men: You won't need to pay for your food on a date anymore
    For women: Your opinions will matter more in a workplace and probably everywhere else

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             7 years ago 

            !originalworks

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               7 years ago 

              Hahahahah, bro you so funny. So every sex is after some job that they have to be the opposite sex if they wanna get it? I think this is true to a large extent though.

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