Me... Drunk.
I'm not a person who drinks a lot, less since I'm 30 years old. But, I enjoy drink "Fernet" (Argentine drink) occasionally. It is worth clarifying that like all beverages, its quality depends on the brand. If you ever drink Fernet, never choose this brands...
In my twenties I used to go out and drink more. I'm not going to lie to you, saying I never got drunk. Several anecdotes I can tell you about my nights out. This particular, in the summer of 2007, I went with friends to a party, with few expectations but wanting to have a good time.
When we arrived, the place was great, lots of people, nice atmosphere and good music. We sat at a table and started to drink. That particular evening I had dinner in a hurry and not much, I clarify this because this was the determining factor of what was going to happen next.
Already to my fifth glass of Fernet I began to feel a certain tingling and disinhibition. We decided to get up and walk...
We walked around the place. In my group we were all single, so it was "hunting" night. And it helped that the glasses never emptied. The hardest thing about drinking alcohol for me is that when you start drinking, it's hard to put the limit. And when you pass that limit, You can't return to be fine...
It is worth mentioning that the Fernet is a drink of 40% of alcoholic graduation. Imagine that the Vodka has from 37 to 42%. Already for the tenth glass, I felt new and very happy but I don't know why my friends asked me all the time, if I was ok. I felt perfect but perhaps from the outside they noticed something different...
Without paying much attention to my friends, since I thought I was perfect, I decided to start the hunt. I saw one of the most beautiful girls at the party. I take courage and went straight to her...
When I stood in front of her, we began to speak and was surprised by her good predisposition towards me. Since generally, such a beautiful girl, it's difficult to conquer. Or doesn't lend itself to dialogue easily...
As we met, to my astonishment, I noticed that there was some chemistry between us. But beyond that, I didn't want to miss the opportunity presented to me, so I decided to use my mortal weapon to finish conquering her, that's my dance moves...
While I was dancing I noticed that she was laughing, I took it as a good sign so this encouraged me to more...
At the end of the night, I hardly remember what happened, I was on autopilot. But I remember asking her number, for invite her to dinner....
And from that moment, I have the memory in blank. Really I don't know how I got to my house...
When I wake up the next day, my head exploded, I felt tremendously bad And I remembered little of the night before. Making an effort to decipher what happened, came to me the image of the girl I had met. In desperation, I started to search her number on my cell phone, but even the name I forgot. So after a while, I remembered and I found it in my contacts...
I decided to wait, not look desperate and call her another day. When I call her, her good predisposition surprises me again, I couldn't believe that such a pretty girl would take interest on me. Anyway, we decided to have dinner the next day.
I remembered how she was, but I was drunk so as a precaution, I asked her to tell me how she was going to be dressed, to avoid any confusion...
When I get to the place, I start to look among the people in the restaurant, searching a blond haired girl. I managed to recognize her and a little more and I fainted. I didn't understand what my eyes was sawing. And I could not believe what was happening to me. That's how I remembered her...
But in reality and because I was drunk, She was like...
I didn't even enter, I left without greeting her and from that day when I drink, I consult for what I'm looking at. If you drink, dear friends, never approach to a girl, without having a friend who gives you an opinion...
I hope you enjoyed it!
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Getting drunk is bad, you can drink alcohol but in appropriate way. Do not drink to much, please maintain your counsciousness when you drink alcohol. We do not know what happen and we do when we get drunk. Ha...ha.. it is okay if you get drunk and act as "Drunken Master" when to do it. Nice !
Haha Noo, I drink moderately, maybe when I was younger I did not put limits. But now, I know it's bad for your health. Nice video my friend!
Cool story, brother! Haha! How I wish this story wasn't fiction haha it had me in stitches near the very end. I knew the hook was coming, but I reeled myself in. Great job!
Haha I'm sorry to disappoint you my friend! I'm putting together at least three stories with personal photos. But it will take time to put them together, because I have to collect the photos.
I'm glad you liked the story! If I get a smile, I'm happy. Thanks for always commenting. I know you're a great writer. Count on me to resteem your posts. I'm going to start reading your novel soon. I promise. Cheers dude!
You're an equally great writer, compadre! I'm honored that my work is exhibited beside your funny fictional takes on life :D
Here we call that drunken view of girls effect, having on "beer goggles."
Thanks for the story. Followed!
Haha good to know, if you drink fernet you're going to need "Fernet loupe", haha. It's a strong drink my friend. I like beer but for a cultural issue, fernet is my favorite drink. And I will continue to confuse women, but this booze is unique. I will die faithful to fernet...