(IJCH) "Roger that. Read you 5 X 5, over." - 5 Excellent Posts and 5 Strange Jaichai Comments (or How "Gettin' Some" 5 times results in Deviant Comments!)

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(IJCH) "Roger that. Read you 5 X 5, over." - 5 Excellent Posts and 5 Strange Jaichai Comments (or How "Gettin' Some" 5 times results in Deviant Comments!)

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IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)

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From the Author:

Salutations.

I am JaiChai.

And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.

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I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!

For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"

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A long time ago, I'd negotiated something that was tantamount to a favorable trade agreement with North Korea -

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...or even unlocking cold fusion - when I got my girlfriend to agree to this:

"Barring situations of potentially losing life or limb, whenever either one of us was "amorous", the other would acquiesce. Just do. No questions asked."

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Little did I know that this deal would sometimes backfire on me.

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Don't get me wrong.

There's much worse things in life than having to service a horny girlfriend - multiple times.

And in those situations, well, a man's got'ta do what a man's got'ta do, right?

I just grin (no really, a big, shit-eating grin!) and bear it, "stand up to the task" (well actually, I'm usually supine), and pretty much function like a superhuman marital aid.

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Once in awhile (basically every month during that special post ovulation phase), my girlfriend gets absolutely maniacal.

Yesterday was such a day.

I won't go into the details, but suffice it to say that I was pleasantly exhausted (and rather giddy) when I commented on the following Steemit posts.

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BTW, these posts are all well worth reading

And a visit to the authors' blogs will provide you the opportunity to peruse oodles of quality content.

(Who the Hell uses the word "peruse" these days? I guess just stupid me, no?)

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So, without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, I present you with...

(IJCH) "Roger that. Read you 5 X 5, over." - 5 Excellent Posts and 5 Strange Jaichai Comments (or How "Gettin' Some" 5 times results in Deviant Comments!)

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"Walk around Playa del Carmen, Mexico & Do we really need all of our STUFF?"

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Post Link:

https://steemit.com/life/@lynncoyle1/walk-around-playa-del-carmen-mexico-and-do-we-really-need-all-of-our-stuff-27a9198871a19

My Comment:

Trees have a vital animal supporting function:

Forget about that oxygen thing. More importantly, trees hold dogs upright when they're on three legs...

Namaste, JaiChai

"What's Cooking Challenge - Red Curry with Chicken"

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Post Link:

https://steemit.com/foodphotography/@rwedegis/what-s-cooking-challenge-red-curry-with-chicken

My Comment:

Just like my preference of the female gender, I love curry of all types: red, yellow, brown, black and even Captain Kirk green...

Enjoyed your post.

Namaste, Jaichai

"Creating Space Leads To Plan - ULOG 002"

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Post Link:

https://steemit.com/ulog/@gillianpearce/creating-space-leads-to-plan-ulog-002-aa85d1c234494est

My Comment:

The best thing about tidying up is the anticipation of getting to mess it up again...

Namaste, JaiChai

P.S.

If you're a religious person, please pray for my new tomato plants. The poor things are wilting and resemble me right out of the shower - "a wet rat". (Heavy Sigh)

"The death of a productive day (Ulog #14)"

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Post Link:

https://steemit.com/ulog/@bengy/thedeathofaproductivedayulog14-o2jzh2ob1l

My Comment:

My version of your day would have my girlfriend or daughter asking why I just sat around and did nothing while they were gone!

Sometimes you just got'ta say, "Fuck it! Grab a drink or your favorite recreational drug and marvel at the absurdity of life, no?"

Enjoyed your post.

Namaste, my friend.

JaiChai

"Macrothursday: Beee"

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Post Link:

https://busy.org/@boddhisattva/macrothursday-beee

My Comment:

When I see a bee pollinating a flower, I think of
me - oops, I mean "my friend" - mating with a sexbot...

Namaste, JaiChai

By JaiChai

Mighty Kind of You for stopping by.

Truly hope to see you again!

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About the Author

Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.

In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.

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After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.

Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).

He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.

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(More articles by JaiChai can be found on the Busy.org website. Use this link to visit Busy.org. Better yet, come join the Busy.org community!)


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"My mind was a terrible thing to waste..." - JaiChai

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haha @jaichai! Now I will always assume your nonsense is post-coital based :)

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