What are you looking at?!
I have an eye issue, no need to stare so long! A problem that will soon be fixed. Nobody knows why my other eye is so different, but I have had this my whole life. My parents are just normal folks with normal, sky blue eyes, but I was born with this funny eye. My name is Raymond and my parents call me Ray, sometimes also SunRay, but all the other folks here know me as GooglyRay. Or Googly weirdo. And I hate that. This terrible eye has ruined my life. And because of that I am very angry.
But today I am finally getting my eye fixed. The googly one.
Perhaps after the surgery everyone around me will stop calling me with those ugly names and I can be happy again. I can look the same as everyone else and I won't be standing out with my eye. Perhaps folks wont stare at me after my surgery. Perhaps folks will see my shiny and warm personality after my googly eye is no longer in the way.
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What do you think? Much better, right? Now I just need to get rid of this wattle and everything is perfect.
naturally I would have preferred the story to have had it's twist the other way around... changing the weird fleshy eye into a proper googly one...
but hey, at least there was a twist, which really is the least of what I have come to expect from @insaneworks :P
but now I wonder how many people were involved with making those images...
I would have also liked the twist to be other way, but what can I do, I just record life as it is, I do not control it in any way. Life is that way sad sometimes. Because if I would control everything, there would be endless happy endings and no stupid folks bullying friendly creatures born with googlyeyes. Because googlyeyes are the BEST!
There are two hands, I have two hands. The photo was taken with my eyes because I am Terminator. Or am I RoboCop? Or WALL-E? Not sure, but one of those that have the ability to take photos with their eyes.
This must be called “Beluga” tree. 🙂😊👍👏
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Ha! So it is! :D
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Get an eye patch and become a PIRATE!!!
Arrrr, matey!
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I think it'll get better because the international talk like a pirate day is at September and that's so long time to wait for Pirating days.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
International Talk Like a Pirate Day (on September 19) is a parodic holiday created in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Albany, Oregon, U.S., who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate. An observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello, everyone!" but with "Ahoy, maties!" or "Ahoy, me hearties!". The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of the Golden Age of Piracy.
You fool!!! For a pirate, everyday is talk like a pirate day!!! Arrrr.
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:D
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Hmmmm, I think the surgeon messed up. He removed the cool eye and left you with two boring eyes. Sue the mutafuka! 😤
Something that is bloody is never boring. :D
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