How to Convert the Pain of Losing Money on a Cryptocurrency Exchange Into Digital Art and then Hopefully Make Up for Your Losses

_{This is a step-by-step guide that will show you how to screw up. Then a demonstration on why it's important to stick to what you're good at.}

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Introduction

Hi there. My name is @nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist/Amateur Crypto-trader Himself and that name just keeps getting longer and longer.

Today I'll give you the steps on how to screw up royally when making attempts to trade cryptocurrency on an exchange. Let's get right into it, shall we?

The Steps

Step 1: Transfer your hard work in the form of SBD over to an exchange like Poloniex.com. It's really easy. So easy even an asshole like me can do it.

Step 2: Take a quick glance at what they call the Trollbox. If you see some random person mention a certain coin being on the rise, buy a shit-ton worth.

Step 3: Watch the value drop to half of what you paid the instant the purchase order goes through.

Step 4: Stare at the screen for about one half of an hour. Try to use your mind vibrations to make the value increase.

Step 5: Snap out of it.

Step 6: Come back to Steemit.com. Check rewards and transfer last weeks hard earned SBD over to an exchange again because you're a glutton for punishment.

Step 7: Write an article on Steemit.com. Make sure it's interesting enough to make the readers happy. Avoid shit posts about bananas and where they grow.

Step 8: Slip in your latest digital art production(the good one that took way too long to produce) somewhere in the mix.

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^{A Day at the Beeyotch}

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Step 9: Hope, pray, wish, use mind vibration things, and do whatever else it takes to make your article a success. It exists now because you want to feel like less of a loser and more like a winner.

Step 10: Hit the post button after checking for typos. Don't worry about the art, you already know it's good and at least one person should like it.

Step 11: Constantly refresh browser and wonder if anyone is actually on Steemit.com or if they've all muted you. Panic because it doesn't seem like anyone is voting or viewing.

Step 12: Attempt to make another trade to make up for article going nowhere.

Step 14: Avoid bad luck omens.

Step 15: It looks like peanut butter for supper tonight, again.

Conclusion

Just shoot me.

Credits: _{All images seen here were produced digitally, by me. "'I love my life!'...is what I should be saying right now!" [email protected]}

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