Bernie Sanders Failed Campaign, Male Beta Cucks & Bestiality (@berniesanders)

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

Bernie Sanders (B.S. for short) is a Bat SHit Crazy American Jew & COMMUNIST Politician

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Bernie Sanders was inspired to get into Politics by Adolf Hitler, Bernie Sanders was INSPIRED by Hitler's National Socialism & Decided to Combine with Russian Communism and call it DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM for the American Dumb Masses

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Bernie Sanders Failed Bid For presidency, His Campaign Headquarters was a Kentucky Fried Chicken Fast Food Joint. Where Bernie Passed out Free Fired Chicken to ENTICE the DUMB Masses to Work On His Campaign

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Bernie Thought that Kentucky Fired Chicken Stunt would Garner Him The BLACK VOTE. Bernie Was Wrong.

So Bernie then turned his Marketing Spiel Over towards White Male Beta CUCKS.

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Bernie Ran On a Platform Of Offering FREE SHIT to the FREE SHIT ARMY of Beta Cucks, Immigrants, Shitskins, and 500 Pound Blue Haired Women Married to their Cats.

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Before Bernie Sanders Decided to Become a POLITICIAN he was a 40 year old man, who never held a job, lived in a shack with a dirt floor- collecting WELFARE. Bernie Decided If He was going to be a BUM & Live off the Public Dole, He Should Become a POLITICIAN; Which would allow Bernie Sander to STEAL AS MUCH MONEY as Possible From the DUMB American Masses.

When Mr. BS (Bernie Sanders) Lost The Election For the Democratee Nominee for President, A Number of his Supporters; who had been recruited from INSANE ASYLUMS, took to Social Media to Post Photos & Videos of Themselves In Their FAKE Suicide Attempts, That Were Just For SHOW & Dramatics because they were all Immature Attention Whores.

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Bernie Sanders Might Be a Jew, But even so, he is a DUMB JEW. (It is reported he only scored 87 IQ)

Bernie Being a DUMB Jew & Not a Smart Jew, was OUT JEWED by The Deceased Hillary Clinton, Who Ran For President As a Decaying, Rotting Corpse.

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When Bernie Lost The Election, He Told His Supporters There Would Be NO REFUNDS on All The Campaign Donations He Reeled In

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Bernie Sanders then took all those Campaign Donations & went on a spending spree. Among the New TOYS Bernie Purchased For Himself was a $170,000 Shiny New Red Sports Car.

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For a Stroll Down Nostalgia Lane, Here Are Some More Photos & Iconic Moments from The Bernie Sanders Movement

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This Man Asked His Wife's Boyfriend to Vote For Bernie Sanders

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BOMBSHELL BABY! One Of The STRANGEST MOMENTS In The @berniesanders Movement Was This

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I'm Not really Sure What This Was All About.

But Apparently Some Man Named AIDS SHRILLEX Was Into Bestiality & Was Also Prominently Involved in the @berniesanders movement.

@Berniesanders REFUSED to Distance Himself From Aids Shrillex, The Bestiality Pervert. Thus Bernie Sanders Lost The Vote from Animals Rights People.

I am still perplexed as to why @berniesanders REFUSED to Distance himself from a his Ardent Campaigner Worker Who Was Publicly Identified as A Pervert when Photos of him were taken in a COMPROMISING POSITION at an ANIMAL BROTHEL Run by Muslim Immigrants In Germany.

And you see Dear Reader, If you have stuck with me this far, I was quite shocked when I received an obscene message from @berniesanders yesterday.

So I decided to do some Investigating and find out who this @berniesanders guy was.

Here below is a screenshot of the post @berniesanders left on my blog.

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