Tooth Fairy - 5 Minute Freewrite (Day 71)
I had been praying for her for a week.
I should have done it from the beginning. I'm ashamed to say that at first, the idea was ridiculous. Who would have believed it? But that was before.
Before the pills, before the creams, before the whiskey. No, in addition to the whiskey. That nectar was the key to summoning her. Without it, I may never have heard her lovely voice. Who knew fairies liked hard liquor?
From there, I offered up everything to have her come to me. My computer, my comics, my sweet ass Micro Machines collection, my sanity (which had been gone by Thursday morning but I placed it on her altar anyway). I was desperate. She could have it all. I had promised that, if she would grant me this one tiny request, I would be her servant.
I'd give up my cartoons. I'd never touch Combos again (they were to blame for this hell anyway). I would emblazon her name onto my skin. I would dress like her and ride a stallion through the streets, proclaiming her as a goddess of healing. Anything she would desire of me, I would do.
If only she would rid me of that excruciating pain.
So, officer, that's why I'm on this horse statue. That's why I smell like whiskey, and yes, it is cold in this skirt. My toothache is gone, though.
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LOVE how you ended it and I laughed out loud :D
THANK YOU so much for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hugs
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That's great. Yeah, when your tooth hurts, the booze only works for awhile. :)
Honestly, out of all the remedies I tried, liquor was never one of them. I always figured that it wouldn't take away much of the pain. (That and I tended not to have much in the way of liquor around anyway...)
Thank you for reading!
Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
It can make for some interesting stories... 😁
Jack Daniels baby....many a night, without a toothache. Great story.
Thank you for reading my story! But, I notice you didn't say how many nights were not spent on the statute dressed like a tooth fairy...LOL!
Sorry, I crack me up.
I'm dressed up as a tooth fairy as I write this. I like to get my choice in which bathroom I want to use.
Nice! I have to give respect to a man who can rock fairy wings. That has to be the very best reason I've ever heard to put on said wings! 😂 You sir, may use any bathroom you damn well please!
That's what they say downtown. 🚽🚻
Aaannd now "Downtown" is in my head...
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hahahaha - so funny!!! Wear pants next time lol
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