Ba-Rum - 5 Minute Freewrite (Day 81)
I had the tempo of The Ants Go Marching in my head for this one.
Ba-Rum...Ba-Rum...
The little ones taste twice as sweet
Ba-Rum..Ba-Rum
They're oh so tender, oh so tasty
'Specially when they're pale and pasty
Oh it's such a treat
Da-Dum...Da-Dum...
Ba-Rum..Ba-Rum
To put atop of their sweetbread
Ba-Rum..Ba-Rum
As recipes go I have a few
My favorite thing's to make a stew
Then I go to bed
Da-Dum...Da-Dum
Ba-Rum...Ba-Rum
Cause all that's left to eat is goats
Ba-Rum...Ba-Rum
The swings are empty, the parks are bare
No little children for my lair
All that's left is goats...
Blech!
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I'm reading this as I eat breakfast. Thanks! 😁
I see we lost our steem power delegation. I hope @Snook didn't lose her slider. 😒
You are welcome! Too bad you weren't eating toas...Makes me think of the fried rice maggots scene in The Lost Boys 😄
Poor Snook! She is rad though, she'll get it back soon!
Aw! Now you remind me of that. It was a long time before I could eat rice again. 😱
"How do you like those maggots, Michael?"
😇 😈
nice post, enjoy your upvote
Thank you! I'll catch you on the flipside!
I love this! And the picture goes perfectly!
Thank you! I was cracking up the moment I saw the picture!
I can imagine that demon-troll singing this song as it cooks! He looks like a singer.
I've never eaten goat. Apparently it's the most consumed meat in the world. Fun fact!
Here's the link to freewrite 82:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-82-5-minute-freewrite-prompt-stetson
He was singing in my head! (Not a bad voice for a monster...) I've not had the (pleasure?) of eating goat. He's had mostly goat so now he's absolutely sick of it. Thanks for the factoid. Also, I appreciate that you're helping out Marianne (and the group) like this! Thank you!
Very musical!! I don't know... All I can see is you dressed like a cheerleader, marching with martial step sand twirling the stick.. Ba-rum! I think low steem power is like low oxigen for the brain .. wiiiii 🤔🤓
Ha! You are the first (and only) person to think of me as a cheerleader! 😂 I can twirl a stick though...
If steem power is like low oxygen for the brain, have I been dreaming this while passed out on my kitchen floor? Am I now dreaming of getting ready for work when I'm actually covered in a blanket of 2 cats and a dog? 😧 (My pets - who form a collective named "The Fur" consider me their furniture and will lay on me the moment I sit or lie down.)