Arsenal FC or is it Arsene FC; The perfect drug for Heart related diseases

in #football7 years ago (edited)

It's no news how electric, sensational and entertaining Arsenal football club can be. It is no news either how abject, embarrassing and humiliating the clubs can be.
When Arsenal are in their form or let me say ready to play like what was on display last weekend against Everton, they move like a well choreographed ballet. just like the classic research of zoologist Wayne Potts, on how flocking birds move in unison, His work showed that bird in flocks don’t just follow a leader, or their neighbors. Instead, they anticipate sudden changes in the flock’s direction of motion. This is what can simply define the way Ozil (I guess he didn't visit any German pub before the match), Sanchez (I guess he realized his career is not all about world cup qualification, unlike Arshavin), and Lacazette (Not yet been inflicted with Arsenal's No 9 Jersey number curse) were all moving in choreographed unison.

I'm not a medical person but I think there is something called arrhythmias or is it atrial fibrillation they call it? or heart palpitation (whatever). But if you are suffering from it (or maybe you want to start suffering from it, as the case may be), please join the supporters of Arsene, sorry, Arsenal FC. With the kind of fluid display against the likes of Everton on Saturday, Chelsea in recent times, and some wonderful team and individual goals (Giroud's scorpion kick jumps to mind), if your heart doesn't stop beating for a few seconds and kick start again, I don't know any other drug that would do that.
Also with their trademark display of clueless tendencies and naivety (10-2 against Bayern, 6 against Chelsea, 8 against Man United flashes accross one's mind), your heart may likely do more than stop for a few seconds, it may just stop altogether (no need to talk about the recent drubbing by Liverpool, the 'brittleness' as Dean puts it)

I'm an unrepentant Arsenal fan, I'm resistant to the drug called 'Arsenal Displays' for the treatment (inflicting) heart related diseases

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