All the roles of Schwarzenegger. Cactus Jack / Villain, 1979, USA

The very first scene in the film - a lonely gangster jumps from a cliff onto a passing train to rob him, but misses and falls on the rails - says that before us is a parody of westerns. In order to dispel the last doubts, all the heroes of the picture have iconic names: the main character is called Pretty Woman, the banker is Avid, the hero of Schwarzenegger is Handsome Stranger (Beautiful Stranger), and the gangster Cactus Jack constantly reads the Manual for gangsters.

The plot of the picture is straightforward, like a lone gyrus. Loving Beauty must take the money to her father. The banker who issued the money simultaneously sends a gangster to steal it. A lovely stranger is called to escort the girl. And the Indians (who can not leave the borders of Indiana), from time to time appear in the frame and carry nonsense.

Cactus Jack - a loser-gangster by Kirk Douglas, pursues heroes just like the animated Mr. Fix chased Fileas Fogg (up to a hovering in the air, before falling off a cliff, the inscription "Glue" on the keg with glue, and painted on the rock the tunnel where the wagon really goes). Despite the frankly weak plot, Kirk Douglas - and especially his horse Whiskey - play great.

Arnold plays a noble stupid, who then takes the old woman across the street, although she was not going to cross, then the fire brigade would stop running, deciding what the horses had suffered. Well, how to play. Walks the whole movie with a silly face. Critics noticed that the horse in this film outplayed Schwarzenegger, afterwards Arnold would hang this review on the wall of his office. For the entire film, Schwarzenegger never bared the torso, showed no biceps, did not demonstrate his strength, only raised the back of a cart a couple of times. In general, the actor seems to have lost a lot of weight in order to fit in a cowboy costume, although shortly after the film he was awaited the seventh and final victory in the "Mr. Olympia" competition. For his role in the film Schwarzenegger received 275,000 dollars.

Beauty copes with the role well, although her whole role is trying to drag the Beautiful Stranger into a sleeping bag. However, the noble stupid will retain its chastity to "Gemini".

Some of the jokes in the film are very personal, but it’s mostly felt that this is the last century. Crazy ending slightly spoils the impression of the film. In general, "Cactus Jack" is a good movie at once.

The most funny parts of the film: https://zen.yandex.ru/media/kinolox/vse-roli-shvarceneggera-kaktus-djekzlodei-the-villain-1979-ssha--5be93a645642f800aa7f97d4