Torundel the Shitposter! part V
V
Torundel stared at the writing on the paper. His first attempts at shitposting were not going well.
In the books the heroes of old had nonchalantly shitposted something, sent it by secret messenger, and gone to the theater as if it hadn't been any effort at all.
But shitposting was hard!
He returned to his reading of Sang Utor's merriments, a book that for some reason was much duller than Sang Utor's wretchedness. But he was not reading it for its literary qualities. He read it because it contained samples of the brilliant shitpostings of Sang Utor.
»Want a hot cup of tjald?« The girl looked at his papers and books as if they were holy relics. When she realized that he had noticed her curious interest in his work, she shamefacedly mumbled, »sorry master. I shouldn't have looked at your shitposting efforts.«
»Whence have you heard about shitposting?«
She blushed and buried her face in her hands. »I… read about it,« she whispered.
»O, is that so?« He giggled. A woman that could read! How absurd! »Are you telling me that you can write too?« he spluttered with laughter.
To his surprise she took the pen from his hand and started writing.
Torundel stared at the writing on the paper.
This amazing story is written by me! and will be continued!
Written using the following rules:
211 words - Starting with the word Torundel - First and last sentence are identical.
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Hahaha,
Hahha, i can't help imagining the genuine surprise on Torundel's middle-aged face!
On one hand I want to know what the girl wrote; on the other, keeping it a secret might be its true strength.
And I agree with @steevc that you fail at shitposting. Now, maybe Torundel will succeed where you failed... and if he does, what would that tell us of your actual ability to shitpost? Shitposts should not be so complicated and thought-provoking!
This is the handmaiden's tale on testosterone!
This ran off the shitposting track almost from the beginning. I am not milking anything here. Instead it has become my favourite lunch break procrastination.