Vegi Tempura Roll - Food Fight Friday - Round 19

wittywheat (50) 6 years ago (edited)

That is a lot of CHECK MARKS! XD

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dandays (67) 6 years ago (edited)

I cut in half, I didn’t want anyone to fall asleep during checkmarks, yeah, I’ve done a lot of dishes... a lot! Ha!!

Thanks a lot for stopping by @wittywheat! Happy Saturday, I’m about to check out your comedy piece right now. I’m entering round 40 on Monday actually, com posts make me sofa king nervous!

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wittywheat (50) 6 years ago

I look forward to your COM 40 entry! :-)

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dandays (67) 6 years ago

You’re too kind to me.

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delishtreats (70) 6 years ago

I have to honestly admit that I have never seen such a long post about food delivery in my life :D There were more things in your post that I have never seen before but I'm not going to name them all now :D

dandays (67) 6 years ago (edited)

Hopefully too much was better than not enough for you on this one. Hey, @delishtreats, great hearing from you, happy Saturday!

I can’t make this up, are you ready? I have a side project going... I’m collecting images of the custom license plates around here, ok, that said...@puravidaville can come over here and vouch for me on this one, not even 30 minutes ago she pointed out a new plate for me as we exited the market, as I snapped the picture, I said “here ya go @delishtreats” and we both got a good laugh out of it.

can you believe I have a “collection”of these things going?

Great article you did here, by the way. Congratulations on all of the attention it’s getting.

Thanks for stopping by @delishtreats!

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2 votes

delishtreats (70) 6 years ago

Hahaha, this is priceless :D

BUT you never know how much money you can get one day for such photos. When I become a millionaire I'll buy this one from you :D

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c-squared (60) 6 years ago

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dandays (67) 6 years ago

It’s always great to see you guys @c-squared! Thank you! I just voted for you, too, not sure what took me so long?? 🤔

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lynncoyle1 (63) 6 years ago

This post must have taken a lot of utes to write! and what with the "practice sesh on hodl" (YES, I totally click on those lil' bits of pure pleasure), it's a wonder you get anything done :)

Just wondering what you crazy kids had your cocaine cut with too? meth? Nothing like a good wasabi burn though, is there? :) I like to mix a lot of wasabi in my soy sauce, then dip the sushi nugget in that spicy goodness.

I peaked at your "janton post" too ... poor guy, he musta read that and thought, what the heck is this guy talkin' about LOL He's a little more of a straight shooter than you are; no #conscioustream -ing for him. Point A to B. Period. Lots of minds work that way, you know? It goes without saying that ours doesn't ... A to B with a detour around J, left at S, u-turn at Y...

Thanks for the fun post @dandays. Popping this in c-squared too.

dandays (67) 6 years ago (edited)

Did you just say you had fun? Oh man, that’s the coolest thing I’ve heard all day. I think about you guys all the time, and tell you. I’m so glad you enjoyed this post, really, I don’t know if I have the words.. I’m flattered you stopped by here with all that you’ve got in your hands, Lynn. If you had fun then amen.

Janton, wasn’t that great?! I wish I could’ve seen him, too, when he saw that cover image like “woooaah, horsey!” Dang that’s funny. You know he got all kinds of nervous! Hahahaha. You’re a great sport @janton! Yeeee-Haw!

A to B with a detour around J, left at S, u-turn at Y...

I don’t think you know how special it is to read those words from a well known curator. That’s one of the coolest compliments I think you’ve ever given me. Thank you! If I had an objective here, which I’m still trying to find it, if I do, I would still choose to be unpredictable. I’d rather you can’t predict my content and well... ‘what she said.’

Thanks for stopping by @lynncoyle1! Thank you for all your support.

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lynncoyle1 (63) 6 years ago

It's all my pleasure! Seriously. Life is what it is, and I'll continue laughing and enjoying what I can, when I can.

When my grandfather died, very suddenly, my grandmother was heartbroken, but I never saw her cry or bemoan the fact that she was alone. I asked her about it one day, and she told me that no one likes a cry baby. Those words stuck with me :) You would have loved both of them!

And by the way, unpredictable equals not boring :)

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dandays (67) 6 years ago (edited)

(wait’ll you get the freebie at the end of this response. Oh crap that was funny!!)

Something I’ve been saying for about 20 years now: “if we knew how important memories were going to be, we’d pay more attention when we’re making them.”

Is it just me or is it always the little things? “No one likes a cry baby.” I’m fascinated at the memories we choose to hang onto. She probably taught you how to be polite, comb your hair, drive a car, who knows?! Our grandparents teach us a bajillion things and it’s a 6 wOrd sentence that sticks, I love it!

(Really, though, you saw how I tipped your response over an hour ago, right? I was going to leave this conversation alone. But I can’t stop wanting to tell you ‘that one’ sentence my grandmother told me)

“Nobody’s perfect Arts, not even you.” _See how many words that is? She told me that at the reception of my first marriage, yeah, I was married one other time, I got out of it at 11 months! What my grandmother told me has resonated with me ever since. Within a few hours it had still gone in one ear and out the other, it’s takes many years to appreciate the solidity in that statement. You’re a little wiser than me, you probably understand it a little more. About 10 years ago it became a little clearer and, even today, it’s clearer than it was 10 years ago. It’s still muddy but I’m sure it’s just me. I really needed her to tell me that, though, Lynn, if you only knew!

Freebie!! So.. I was proofreading that response and down there where I said ‘you’re a little wiser than me’ (age), I ish you not, my autocorrect had a D!! Laugh out loud!!!! “Wider.” <— oh crap! What a difference one letter can make.

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Still have a flip phone, thumbs to big to even pick a nose this big,

https://www.123rf.com
never mind txing, that's short for texting in case you didn't get it.

What the hell does this stand for. ( witrf )Tried to unravel for 5 minutes, had to move on.
Hell, I see everyone use lol, and am not sure what that even stands for, laugh out loud, lots of love, look out lenny, luck of the Irish, oh no that don't make scene.

26, one less than 27, 26 one more than 25, too many choices, like going to the mall, can't do it, too many dang choices.
Just had a revelation, could have left all of these points out. Live in the middle of the woods, no cell phone service, no malls, no choices.
That's why you always have PBJ in stock. Quick, nutritious, sweet, and capable of satisfying all urges to woooooof something down.

Funny stuff right from the get go. Every time I had to re curl the finger to scrool down, the gigles became laughter.

I hope when the two of you sit down to a meal your focus is on food and a full mouth can hold back the hilarious thoughts that must run around in your head. Your humor seems to flow with a natural allure.

As always, your posts are at the top of my list to dive into'

Good luck in #fff contest.

dandays (67) 6 years ago (edited)

You’re too kind to me @thebigsweed, big huge thank you to you, sir.

Yeah, those acronym things.. lol’s and whatever the other ones are, in with you! Nofa king clue what any of them mean, that’s why I just make them up. “Nofa” isn’t one, that’s my clever way of sticking to my no curse words, to date, on Steemit. Nofa King, get it? Which leads me to the acronym I invented for the post, witrf.

I probably could’ve just said ‘what in the heck,’ ‘what in the world’ but I guess I really got into it. Ha!. But like I said, I haven’t cursed yet on this platform. (I do enough live) What In The Real ‘F?!’ (witrf)

I love the way your keyboard can keep up with your thoughts, as well, isn’t it fun? Doing that, that is. But really, I think about things like that sometimes. ‘Life in a place where gps and browsing didn’t matter, where cell towers didn’t exist.’ Just to be comfortable with it would be completely different than wheat I call normal now. And, really? A flip phone?? Gnarly! The woooooolf’s still doing what wolves do.

You know what man? I don’t mean to sound corny, but we’re each other’s biggest fan so the laughter and humor you envision is pretty accurate. We’re commonly cracking jokes either with or at each other. I’m glad you appreciate it! To say they’re at the top of your to do list really means a lot, I have a feeling Monday is exactly the release you’re hoping for! 👍🏿

I just proofread this like ‘my responses are sofa king long!’

Thanks for stopping by @thebigsweed.

thebigsweed (64) 6 years ago

Gotta remember this one. What In The Real ‘F?!’ (witrf)

I'll tell you one thing, we do seem to have an ear for lol, stitch breakin, rib busting, pants splitting comedy.
Well, I've been told that the beauty is in the eye of the behold.

Later my uproarious brother

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janton (71) 6 years ago

Howdy sir dandays! wow that would be tempting to do, I'm afraid I might get addicted to ordering meals that way. I know you guys don't have that problem with the fabulous good lady there, I don't know if you do much cooking. Hey what's the tattoo? Anyway, love the post, very funny and interesting!

dandays (67) 6 years ago

Good morning janton, great to hear from you. You’re right, with Pura Vida at my side, ordering food doesn’t make sense. The only reason I did that was for #fff, I was hungry, plus I hadn’t eaten anything from there in awhile.

Sure, I ‘can’ cook and I was single between 25 and 37 so I’ve whipped up a dish or two but she’s got me all gun shy in the kitchen now. I may fly through there real quick to grab an apple or a banana or something but that’s about it.

Yes, tattoos, man I’ve been collecting them for awhile! It’s easier to say “I have nine below the waist.” Pictured was my right hand, my whole right arm is an ocean scene. From the sharks touching the sunlight with their noses at my shoulder the the crab hanging out on the ocean floor on my hand.

Thanks a lot for stopping by @janton, I really appreciate your support. Happy Sunday to you and yours.

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janton (71) 6 years ago

howdy back sir dandays! This is a glorious Sunday afternoon here, I hope you guys are doing well. The Good Lady is probably getting a post ready for Lena's Monday contest?
I hate to be full of questions but you usually make me so curious! lol.. you have your whole right arm covered with tattoos and also NINE on your lower body? Because....you love the way they look obviously, is there another reason? Messaging of different types?

Ok, I've learned that, at least on this platform, people will only answer one or two questions so I'm limiting my questions but I hope you don't mind more in the future. Sorry for the late reply, I'm always behind on Sunday if we go to church, which we did, so I lose half a day or more.

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dandays (67) 6 years ago

I dig the transparency in your responses janton, feel free to fire away any time. No, none below my waist, when people ask me how many I have, I usually just say “well, I don’t have any below my waist.” Well, none of my face or neck either.

Oh yeah, Pura Vida will be doing something for Lena’s.

Yes’ir, my back is a tribute to my mother, my left side is all music and my right side is all ocean, I just like them all.

How was church? What did you guys go over today? Are they prepping for Christmas yet? What denomination?

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janton (71) 6 years ago

Howdy sir dandays! ha! are you trying to freak me out or turn the tables on me with all these questions or do you do this to everyone? Either way is fine, it's just extremely unusual and it throws me for a loop! lol.Because I ask the questions.

But the tattoo thing, man..how did I get that so wrong? Ok so you have NONE below the waist and you're in California so you can show off tattoos better than alot of places and I suppose that a big factor in moving to Costa Rica because you'll still be able to show off your tats am I right? lol.. just teasing of course.

What is on your back? I mean a tribute to your mother sounds very serious. Ok I already went over the questions limit and I'm still trying to catch up today, I was doing well until I got lazy and sat down to watch a movie with Brad Pitt in it and just wasted time!
Oh, we don't belong to a denominational church, message was on grace(don't get me started I could preach for a 10,000 word comment), they have plans for a big Christmas program next week complete with a big dinner afterward---genuine Texas smoked BBQ Brisket! and we're going to miss it! oh the pain..I worked as a pit master for almost a year in a little country BBQ joint here in Texas, specialized in Mesquite smoked Brisket, 12 hours. Heaven on earth.

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